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JoeShlabotnik
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Share a good pun with me today.
Here is mine:
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Here is mine:
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
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YourNameHere
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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
It was tense.
It was tense.
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BartholomewB
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Time flies? Perhaps you can, but only the slowest.
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CRM_Brother
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A man walks into a bar…
The next one ducks.
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
You know what really bugs me?
Insect puns.
The next one ducks.
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
You know what really bugs me?
Insect puns.
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CRM_Brother
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Need an ark?
I Noah guy.
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
I Noah guy.
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
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JoeShlabotnik
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Forrest Gump’s email password?
1Forrest1
1Forrest1
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WhatMeWorry
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Man who walks around corner to German restaurant takes a turn for the wurst.
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jeannetherese
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Don’t want to go to bed in defeat?
Keep de feet out of de bed!
Keep de feet out of de bed!
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woolycaterpillar
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I don’'t want to be cremated when I die. Don’t even think about sending me to a screamatory!
I am a little leary about cemeteries, too. Especially if I die in grave sin!
I am a little leary about cemeteries, too. Especially if I die in grave sin!
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HopkinsReb
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A man went to the doctor and told him, "doc, I’ve been having this weird problem lately. Every time I pass gas, it makes the sound, “Honda.”
The doctor asked him a few questions and finally referred the man to a dentist. Perplexed, the patient left, scheduled an appointment with the dentist, and, when the day came, went to the dentist’s office. He told the dentist what was going on, and the dentist immediately looked into his mouth and said, “ah, just as I suspected. You have an abscess.”
“How in the world did you know that I had an abscess?”
“Sir, everybody knows that abscess makes the farts go Honda.”
The doctor asked him a few questions and finally referred the man to a dentist. Perplexed, the patient left, scheduled an appointment with the dentist, and, when the day came, went to the dentist’s office. He told the dentist what was going on, and the dentist immediately looked into his mouth and said, “ah, just as I suspected. You have an abscess.”
“How in the world did you know that I had an abscess?”
“Sir, everybody knows that abscess makes the farts go Honda.”
A piece of string walks into a bar, walks up to the barkeep, and orders a beer.
“Sorry, buddy, we don’t serve your kind here,” says the barkeep, pointing him back out the door.
The piece of string waits a couple days, then enters the same bar, walks up to the barkeep, and again orders a beer.
“Come on, do you think I’m stupid? I told you we don’t serve your kind here,” he tells the piece of string.
Frustrated, but determined, the piece of string attempts to disguise himself. The very next day, he unravels his one end a bit and ties himself in the middle. He proceeds to go into the same bar again, walks up to the barkeep, and orders yet another beer.
“Hey, aren’t you the same piece of string I told to get out of here the past couple days?!?” shouts the barkeep.
The string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
“Sorry, buddy, we don’t serve your kind here,” says the barkeep, pointing him back out the door.
The piece of string waits a couple days, then enters the same bar, walks up to the barkeep, and again orders a beer.
“Come on, do you think I’m stupid? I told you we don’t serve your kind here,” he tells the piece of string.
Frustrated, but determined, the piece of string attempts to disguise himself. The very next day, he unravels his one end a bit and ties himself in the middle. He proceeds to go into the same bar again, walks up to the barkeep, and orders yet another beer.
“Hey, aren’t you the same piece of string I told to get out of here the past couple days?!?” shouts the barkeep.
The string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
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