So do you have your bags packed for 2018? Yes, another date setter

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I was going to say: “People, get with the program: 12/21/2012 is where it’s at!”

But a bunch of you beat me to it…

You would think after thousands of years of “misses”, people would stop trying to nail down an exact date.
 
Lokabrenna said:
I was going to say: “People, get with the program: 12/21/2012 is where it’s at!”

But a bunch of you beat me to it…

You would think after thousands of years of “misses”, people would stop trying to nail down an exact date.
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Well said! 👍 😃 It’s amazing how much effort & energy is expended by these so-called prophecy experts that would be better used in other areas.
 
I’ve figured out when Christ is coming back!!!

He ascended on the ascension (AD 33) was crowned king of heaven and EARTH so we are in his earthly reign.

He is going to reign for 1000 years. BUT since he did not come back in 1033 we must assume each day is like a 1000 years. So he should return on

The Feast of Christ the King (end of the liturgical year) in the year
AD 365033.

Just 362021 years to go!!! I can hardly wait.
 
jam070406 said:
Well, the Detroit Lions seem to have a pretty decent team this year. If they pull out a winning season the end may truly be near! 😃
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then I will definitely pack my bags and go to confession and put on sackcloth and ashes because I will know the meteor is headed our way
 
I wouldn’t worry about dates unless the Cubs win the World Series.

After that, anything could happen! :D:D:D
 
Greetings Puzzleannie, Evan, and WhatMeWorry,
puzzleannie said:
then I will definitely pack my bags and go to confession and put on sackcloth and ashes because I will know the meteor is headed our way
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Evan said:
I think you’re confusing the 2nd coming with hell freezing over 🤷
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WhatMeWorry said:
I wouldn’t worry about dates unless the Cubs win the World Series.

After that, anything could happen! :D:D:D
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Much appreciation for the laughter when I opened this thread. I needed some amusement at the end of a very long day.

God bless you.
Anathama Sit
 
Holly3278 said:
I seriously doubt that Jesus will come back on any of the dates that have been set, if even to prove the date setters wrong.
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Thank you for the smile, & for bringing back the memory of my beloved grandmother, who always responded to datesetters by saying, “Well, we can mark that date off! He won’t come when anyone says that He will”.
God bless.
 
Wait… I though the world ended back in May. :hypno:

I guess I’ll have to climb out of my cave and reset for 12/21/12
 
agnes_therese said:
Ah, you’ve read the Kinsella story?
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The Cubs thing is something I’ve heard a lot of people say. I’ve never heard of the Kinsella story until now. I googled it up and checked it out - sounds pretty funny.

In 1990, Mula, Paul Barrosse and Arnold Aprill wrote an adaption of Kinsella’s work performed by the City Lit Theater Company at a theater near Wrigley Field. They expanded wildly on the slim story, adding such characters as Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Abraham Lincoln (“Well, you know, I’ve always been a North Sider”), Shakespeare and, as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the Marx Brothers for scenes with God in heaven.
They also created this dugout exchange between God and Tiller during the decisive game:
God: I’m a Cubs fan, Al, always have been.
Tiller: Glad to hear it.
God: We’re all excited.
Tiller: I wish I could be excited, but there’s just one problem.
God: What’s that? …
Al: You’re about to end the world over a baseball game. What a lousy thing to do! Where’s the justice? …
God: Ya gonna take Guest out of the game and put in Boyd?
 
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