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Is it a sin to do the hokey pokey, but not turn yourself around? Are woodchucks morally obligated to chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What is the Church teaching on Ninjas?
 
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Is it a sin to do the hokey pokey, but not turn yourself around?
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no, because no one in their right mind would do the hokey pokey and not turn yourself around and for an action to be considered a sin you must be in your right mind.
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Are woodchucks morally obligated to chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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no, article 8 of the woodchuck convention of 1957 settled this. woodchucks are under no obligation to chuck wood but are strongly encouraged to chuck wood for the good of the species.
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What is the Church teaching on Ninjas?
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defined by the council of the TMNT (see the 1990 film for full details)
 
adamhovey1988 said:
Is it a sin to do the hokey pokey, but not turn yourself around?
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It’s what it’s ALL about. If it’s not a sin it’s certainly unlawful.
Are woodchucks morally obligated to chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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No, there is no obligation of any sort on this matter. The bigger question is “How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe would rob Lowe’s?”
What is the Church teaching on Ninjas?
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Ninjas are silent.
Silence is golden.
Ninjas are golden.
 
The opinions of theologians on this must be quite diverse, as I seem to be getting contradictory opinions on this. @upant, I seem to recall that convention was done without explicit consent of the local ordinary. @Cruciferi how do you know that’s the Church’s teaching on ninjas then? @Mike_from_NJ, If Rob Lowe’s robbed Lowe’s, then Lowe’s would have been robbed. See: Si mon tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu
 
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@upant, I seem to recall that convention was done without explicit consent of the local ordinary.
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because the local ordinary was already in hibernation and the convention had to be held before the rest went into hibernation.
 
@Cruciferi says it’s a gravy matter. Sounds a bit messy to me.
 
The Hokey Pokey sounds too much like hocus pocus, making it magic. And very grave matter. 🤓 😉
 
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Im so glad you asked these question… they have been a plague on my mind for years.

😂🤣😂🤣
 
So, ninjas are masons? That can’t be true, Batman is a ninja (he qualifies) and he is not a mason.
 
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