Star Wars Military Science Hypothetical

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If an all out war were to occur between the Jawas and Eewoks, who do you think would be victorious. I’ve been pondering this for almost a week now, but can’t come to a definite conclusion.

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Jawas got shot up by normal stormtrooper.
Ewoks killed a legion of the empire’s best.

#EwokSupremacy
 
Depends on the planet they’re on. I don’t think ewoks could survive long on a hot day in tattooine. Too fuzzy.
 
The Ewoks should attack at night. The Jawa’s glowing lightbulb eyes will give away their location.
 
Although, to be fair, the Jawas got ambushed. The Ewoks didn’t.

I would have to go with the Jawas since they have some technology behind them. Even if it is just trashy tech.
 
It’s believed Boba Fett murdered Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. The Jawas were likely targeted by Fett too.
 
The Empire contracted several bounty hunters. Fett just happened to be in Mos Eisley that day.
 
Well, I suppose the question should be what the battle terrain is. In the Tatooine desert, Jawas probably would get some advantage with their big car thingy (don’t know the name) and just be able to starve out the ewoks as they listened to rocks getting pelted at them. But on Endor, Ewoks have homeground superirority,
 
Seems like it often comes down to technological superiority when much else is equal. The ewoks would be better supported by the Rebel Alliance, but their capacity to utilize that technology is often comical. The jawa are more astute in that regard.
 
I think the making of this production was rather biased from the start but fwiw…

 
Well the ewoks were able to use their primitive technology to decimate the 501st. Plus the jawas don’t have armor so their arrows and spears would be even more effective. If there’s room for guerilla warfare, the wells are proven adept at it.
Now if it’s in the open the jawas have the ability to hide in their big vehicles behind the armor. But that’s their only real advantage.

Side note, autocorrect wanted to make “risks” out of “ewoks” and “Kansas” out of “Jawas.”

And in regards to your video, I bet those ewoks took the fallen jawas and made bongo drums out of their heads. (Let’s be honest, it tracks for them.)
 
Well, I do appreciate how the Ewoks are in tune with creation. That’s a plus. But they seem a bit xenophobic and not fully welcoming of a non-furry into their community.

I haven’t seen all the episodes, but I think for the jawas the more positive aspects of their life in community was ignored.
 
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Wow. There should have been a warning before that video about the violence. I don’t think I will be able to sleep.
 
You’re right. Please don’t flag it. Ill be more careful in the future.

 
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Depends on the planet they’re on. I don’t think ewoks could survive long on a hot day in tattooine. Too fuzzy.
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I agree and there are no jungles to set their booby traps in.
If the Jawas are dumb enough to attack the Ewoks on their jungle planet then they are toast.
 
Hey, it just occurred to me. Nazgul evolved from Jawas. Think how scary that is.
 
I was just wondering if this video makes you think of various threads that appear here on CAF from time to time? I many never see Star Wars the same again. 🤔

Vewer Discretion Advised: 😮

 
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