The Babylon Bee Church Name Generator

[EqualinHim]

Ok, so Babylon Bee has outdone themselves again. I think that this is hilarious. They’re making fun of churches that go for ‘trendy’ names. I’d like to see you guys post your own results below:

https://babylonbee.com/church-name-generator/

 

[Entwhistler]

Mine is: Woke Sojourners’ Concert Venue

Dang, I bet they even have a Starbucks there.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Cedarpinegrove Hug-Giving Fellowship!!

Awww…I can really feel the love! C’mon, y’all…come share the love 'n and let me give ya a squeeze! :hugs::hugs::hugs:

 

[BoomerangToo]

Calvary Acid Trip Fellowship…YES!!!

 

[oldgraymare2]

Super-Lit Fire Coffee Shop & Also Church

 

[Joe_5859]

I got the Fiery Burnt Collective.

 

[Joe_5859]

Clicked a few more times and got “Extremely Worldly Tornado Social Club.”

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Sky-High Totally Not A Cult Fellowship

 

[mVitus]

Woke Sojourners’ Concert Venue

Relentless Sojourners’ Collective

Also,

Sky-High Totally Not A Cult Fellowship

Super-Lit Totally Not A Cult Oikos

And,

Fiery Hurricane Spirit Group

 

[Joe_5859]

Fiery Hurricane Spirit Group

I think I just found the name for our new parish youth group.

 

[Milt]

Here is mine

Diverse Acid Trip Coffee Shop & Also Church

 

[starlady]

Relentless In Love With You Concert Venue

LOL

 

[ATraveller]

I got a normal one:
Cornerstone Valley Gathering
If it were a contest to get a normal one:

 

[SnowRose]

Sky-High Hurricane Shopping Mall

Given the divine force of a hurricane that Mall is definitely going Sky-High and not in an ascension way.

 

[Irishmom2]

Smoldering Burnt Potluck is a great name for a church that loves to welcome new members and make them feel at home!

 

[Gertabelle]

Good morning and welcome to the Diverse Valley Rave.

Um… maybe not.