The word "Bible"?

[MrDelight]

Does any one have any humorous meanings of what the word “Bible”
mean other than Basic instruction before leaving earth? Lets have some fun here between us christians!

 

[thenewmrssears]

My parents used to joke that it was an acronym when we were younger and weren’t always interested in our nightly story.

B - Boys + girls
I - in
B - beds
L - love
E - Ezekiel

Then they would tickle us! It still invokes really great memories when I think back to it.