Two-Sentence Horror Stories (It's Halloween Fam!)

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Asked my homey to pick up some Pepsi Max from the store. He said they were out, but would I like some Coke Zero instead?
 
The children were high school juniors when their parents realized they hadn’t saved for college yet…

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Two men with briefcases stood on my porch.

“We’re from the IRS audit team.”
 
An old man in the Walmart, staring at me.

Looking again, I see only a mirror.
 
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Hi honey, sorry I’m three hours late home for dinner, did you keep it warm?
Yes honey, it’s in the dog.

(Well it is Halloween)
 
Halloween party, two balloons fell in love,
Everything was fine until one popped the question.
 
I have a true one.

I bought a halloween beer but then felt too sick to drink it.
 
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