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Tuxedo_Mark
Guest
I work in retail, so of course I get the nuts that whip out the religious tracts, usually at the end of a transaction:
Me: Have a good day.
Customer: Thanks. HeyGodblessyouJesuslovesyou.
Me: No, thanks.
There was one guy that walked out of the mall at the same time as I was one time. I was drinking a can of Rockstar. He was like “Hey, what’s that drink?” I said “Rockstar.” He was like “Ah. That’s Jesus, y’know. The Rock.” I was like “Okay.”
One time, I was having trouble weighing something (bananas, I think) for a customer. He said something to me, and I, being silly, was like “I don’t know the ways of bananas.” He was like “It’s not about knowing their ways. It’s about knowledge. Ignorance is death according to God’s Scripture.” I was like “Okay.”
Then they are the Chick Tracts that I sometimes find in restrooms or, recently, on a case of beer.
But there’s this one old guy that comes to the store that I work at. Sometimes, he’s my customer; other times, he just walks by my register. He takes out a small, cheap, “silver” cross and says “Here, take this and stick it in your pocket.”
That’s it. That’s all that he does, every single time.
Anyone have any other moments where someone is “attempting” to share the Good News?
Me: Have a good day.
Customer: Thanks. HeyGodblessyouJesuslovesyou.
Me: No, thanks.
There was one guy that walked out of the mall at the same time as I was one time. I was drinking a can of Rockstar. He was like “Hey, what’s that drink?” I said “Rockstar.” He was like “Ah. That’s Jesus, y’know. The Rock.” I was like “Okay.”
One time, I was having trouble weighing something (bananas, I think) for a customer. He said something to me, and I, being silly, was like “I don’t know the ways of bananas.” He was like “It’s not about knowing their ways. It’s about knowledge. Ignorance is death according to God’s Scripture.” I was like “Okay.”
Then they are the Chick Tracts that I sometimes find in restrooms or, recently, on a case of beer.
But there’s this one old guy that comes to the store that I work at. Sometimes, he’s my customer; other times, he just walks by my register. He takes out a small, cheap, “silver” cross and says “Here, take this and stick it in your pocket.”
That’s it. That’s all that he does, every single time.
Anyone have any other moments where someone is “attempting” to share the Good News?