What are condoms really used for?

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The best use I’ve heard of was in a contest to drop an egg off the top of a 2 story building and not have it break. The egg was placed in a condom affixed around the top of a bottom heavy tube filled with whipped cream. I understand that the egg didn’t break and the whipped cream was a nice explosion. Don’t remember if the team won though…
 
I remember staunch Christian pro-lifers using condoms as balloons for parties for the laughing value.
 
I voted for the rifle, but I think a balloon will do the same job keeping dirt, etc. out and they are probably cheaper.
 
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I voted for the rifle, but I think a balloon will do the same job keeping dirt, etc. out and they are probably cheaper.
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The problem could be that the balloons if left free could get filled with junk. You would need balloons that were pre-packaged singly to keep them useful.
 
Let’s not forget that other handy use–as a transport container for cocaine/heroin so the “mule” or drug smuggler can swallow them, travel across the border, “eliminate” them all while keeping the drugs safe. Of course that 97% effectiveness rate has it’s risks with this use as well…
 
When I was 15, my best friend and I entered the men’s bathroom-it was empty- and bought a condom from one of those vending machines. We just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. After we opened the packet, we blew the condom up like a balloon and batted it around.

Hey, I didn’t say that I was mature teenager.😛
 
I actually made a water balloon out of it. but I don’t have a rifle otherwise I will certainly use condoms in that way
 
Aside from making a tompion (that’s a protective cover for a muzzle), you can put a dry pair of socks inside one, or use it for a canteen in a survival situation.
 
My thermodynamics professor described experiments done with liquid helium that required a tube made of thin rubber as part of a pressure release valve. They tried various things, but a condom with the end cut off worked best. Folks in accounting were skeptical of his expense report. That’s about all I remember about thermodynamics.
 
Use them as water baloons dropped from a black helicopter on a Planned Parenthood clinic 😃

We have found your product to be unsatisfactory, and thus return it to you. 😃
 
I read that in INDIA they use them for sewing. Now don’t laugh:D but, the stuff inside makes a sewing machine better at sewing fine silks. The silk does not run or snag when they use the condom on the needle.

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In the United Kingdom, the Fathers for Justice divorce rights campaign group filled them with purple flour and lobbed them at the Prime Minister! 😃
 
When I was in high school, Catholic, all girls. We used to use them as balloons to decorate the bus for holiday parties! That was the first place I ever saw one!

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When I was in high school, our team mascot was the Trojan. So during home coming week, we would pin Trojan comdoms on our T-shirts to express our school spirit.
 
I actually heard some time ago how Planne Parenthood gave abunch of condoms to WHO, and they brought them to India. I think this was on a Protestatnt radio station.

Anyway, they had a list of what the people there did with the condoms…they refused to use them for the unholy purpose for which they are intended.

Just think…who wants to prevent life? It’s certainly not God, the creator of Life.

Myself, a couple years ago I injured my finger, near ripped the nail off and I was around horses a lot at the time, therefore a lot of dirt. I found a package of “finger protectors” which were nothing more than small condoms. Condoms are likely cheaper, and I have to say, the wound never became infected.

So…got an injury to finger or toe? Protect it with a condom over yoru splint! Keeps bandages clean! 😃
 
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I’m so sorry…apparently they didn’t teach you about Greek mythology? The Trojan horse?

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I can’t imagine how a piece of life-preventing rubber has become more powerful a symbol than a Greek army.

Nor can I figure out the marketing that worked as a symbol for a horse that “penetrated” and then RELEASED what it held.

I guess education in America really IS substandard!

That would be like the Mexicans buying a car called a “Nova”, which in Spanish, means “won’t go”. (BTW, it didn’t sell in Mexico. Wonder why? :rolleyes: ) If there has ever been a question about intelligence regarding our respective cultures…well, there’s the evidence.
 
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