What would be your favorite newspaper headline on next day after the election?

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“REAGAN DEFEATS CARTER!”

In other news …

"Physicists find evidence of a wormhole event suggesting that we may be experiencing a ‘second chance’ to achieve Reagans recent campaign slogan “Lets Make America Great Again!”
 
President Pence Outlines New Primaries Toward 2021 Presidential Election

Face it. We’ve got the two worst candidates in US history. Trump is the worst President ever. Biden, if elected, will be the worst President ever.

I want a redo. Seriously.
 
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KIM KARDASHIAN ADMITS SHE HAS NO TALENT

MAN CLAIMS ABDUCTION BY ALIENS AND HAS PROOF

EARTH FOUND TO BE FLAT…IN SOME AREAS

The most likely?..

VOTES STILL BEING COUNTED, NO WINNER YET!
 
Sunbreak said:
Unexpected third party candidate wins the election for President.
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The nearly unanimous write-in candidate - Elvis Presley, who turned out to be alive after all these years… but seriously, my hoped for headline would be: “America tells Trump: YOU ARE FIRED!!!”
 
“America Reconciles as Hunter Biden Weds Tiffany Trump; Samuel L. Jackson Sworn in as President; Jesus Returns and Admits 2020 a Prank That ‘may have gone too far…’ ”
 
“Dear World: Massive thought experiment ended. 2020 was just a dream. We now return to your previously scheduled January 1, 2020 —virus free.”
 
Seeing how neither candidate reached sufficient electoral college votes, a different drawing will used to determine the winner.
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