Sorry in advance that I’m not from any of the places you listed.
I’m from the East Coast, Philadelphia to be exact (well close enough to be called a Philly native).
Those who live on the east coast live life like a rat race, going to work, communiting, and home in a fast and hectic pace, always dreaming about the weekend and dreading the Mondays.
The roads here suck, especialy I-95 and blue route I-76 (The comedian Bob Saget once tweeted that Philly has the best pot-holes in the U.S). I live in the suburbs, which are always congested with traffic, and nobody really “cares” about one another (we do really care about people, but usually we’re rude to each other, its the Philly way). The summers here are hot and humid, with people going to the Jersey Shore to cool off (though my family goes to North Carolina beaches) and we complain that 6" of snow is a lot, though it’s probably peanuts compared to the midwest. We also get Nor’easter s, and hurricanes (when Hurricane Sandy hit us, we lost power for a week).
Now for some good stuff about Philly. We are the Cradle of Liberty, where the United States was born. We have a history of inventors, thinkers, entrepreneurs (the most famous is Ben Franklin, of course). Our spirit animal is Rocky Balboa. We have the Cheesesteak (Provolone Cheesesteak wit is my go to) and Wawa hogies and coffee keep us going. We are crazy about our sports teams (we will never stop talking about the Eagles Superbowl win). And even though life is crazy at times, at the end of the day, we are still the city of brotherly love.