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Patjoe
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If you had a choice, when would you prefer to receive ashes?
No. We are not obligated to get ashes. As for me, I do not get them. In fact, I usually do not even go to Mass on Ash Wednesday.Are we obligated as Catholics to get the ashes?
Our priest mixes the ashes with communion wafers and feeds them to us throughout Lent. He says it helps remind us that most people in the world have to eat dirt, unlike us privileged, spoiled Americans. “If only we had an equitable tax policy, we’d truly be living the Gospel!” is his constant reminder.This poll makes no sense. Since when are ashes distributed at any time other than Ash Weds.?
You have to be kidding. Right? Is your priest a Catholic priest? Can he be truly sane and at the same time mix ashes with the matter for Holy Eucharist? The Holy Eucharist would be invalid if he mixed them prior to the attempted consecration. If he mixed them afterwards it would be valid but highly ilicit and perhaps a sacreligious act.Our priest mixes the ashes with communion wafers and feeds them to us throughout Lent. He says it helps remind us that most people in the world have to eat dirt, unlike us privileged, spoiled Americans. “If only we had an equitable tax policy, we’d truly be living the Gospel!” is his constant reminder.
Kidding? HA! Then there was the time he whacked me upside the head with the Sacramentary when I questioned his decision to use Peter Paul & Mary’s “Leaving on a Jet Plane” as the recessional hymn on the Feast of the Ascesion. “Do not quench the Spirit!” he shouted and would’ve further assaulted me had he not become distracted by the beautiful new abstract felt wall hanging we had recently installed in the church.You have to be kidding. Right? Is your priest a Catholic priest? Can he be truly sane and at the same time mix ashes with the matter for Holy Eucharist? The Holy Eucharist would be invalid if he mixed them prior to the attempted consecration. If he mixed them afterwards it would be valid but highly ilicit and perhaps a sacreligious act.
Does you Bishop know of these irregularities? I would write him a polite letter and tell him what is going on.Kidding? HA! Then there was the time he whacked me upside the head with the Sacramentary when I questioned his decision to use Peter Paul & Mary’s “Leaving on a Jet Plane” as the recessional hymn on the Feast of the Ascesion. “Do not quench the Spirit!” he shouted and would’ve further assaulted me had he not become distracted by the beautiful new abstract felt wall hanging we had recently installed in the church.
Me thinks Dr. Bombay is a troll and will soon be suspended.Kidding? HA! Then there was the time he whacked me upside the head with the Sacramentary when I questioned his decision to use Peter Paul & Mary’s “Leaving on a Jet Plane” as the recessional hymn on the Feast of the Ascesion. “Do not quench the Spirit!” he shouted and would’ve further assaulted me had he not become distracted by the beautiful new abstract felt wall hanging we had recently installed in the church.
Last time I approached the Bishop about liturgical abuses, he poked me in the gut with his crozier, causing me to fall backwards into the Sacred Jacuzzi (Pardon me. Baptismal Font. My bad.) all the while screaming, “You have defiled our Worship Space with your pre-Vatican II thinking. Do not quench the Spirit!” Luckily, the diocesan music director chose just that moment to begin his beautiful piano rendition of “Bread for the World” which distracted His Emminence long enough for me to make good my escape.Does you Bishop know of these irregularities? I would write him a polite letter and tell him what is going on.