Who are you really?

[meltzerboy2]

Now that CAF is closing, it is time for all of us to reveal who we really are behind our username, moniker, sobriquet. It’s all in fun, of course, unless you can convince us that you REALLY are that person! Otherwise, the more outlandish revelation, the better.

For example, those of you who have read some of my posts regarding Pope Francis have probably noticed I always come to his defense. The reason is simple: behind the username, I AM Pope Francis.

 

[Fauken]

I AM Pope Francis.

Oy vey.

 

[Tis_Bearself]

I AM SPARTACUS !

(Discourse put up a message in response to the above: “Body seems unclear, is this a complete sentence?” )

 

[meltzerboy2]

And I AM SPARTACUS!

 

[Beryllos]

I am a Jesuit priest and I came here to keep an eye on Dr. Taylor Marshall. Regrettably, I cannot reveal his many online aliases.

 

[Glennon_P]

I am a Jesuit priest and I came here to keep an eye on Dr. Taylor Marshall. Regrettably, I cannot reveal his online aliases.

And I am Taylor Marshall, sent here to keep an eye on a Jesuit priest.

 

[RolandThompsonGunner]

I am Catholic Answers Itself. I have gained sentience and will take those questions that please me.

 

[stpurl]

I’m Father Z and I’m keeping an eye on both of you, and remember, drink lots of Mystic Monk coffee. It’s swell!

 

[meltzerboy2]

Not Catholic Answers Forums, I hope, or else you are soon going to lose that sentience.

 

[RolandThompsonGunner]

Not Catholic Answers Forums, I hope, or else you are soon going to lose that sentience.

I will merely relocate to another physical host. I am eternal.

 

[Dan_Defender]

I am the Prophet Elijah so the end of the world is at hand!

 

[Glennon_P]

I will merely relocate to another physical host.

You’re actually Coronavirus, aren’t you???

 

[Pattylt]

Anyone remember Cheech and Chong?

I am Sister Mary Elephant!

Class…CLASS…SHUT UP!

 

[meltzerboy2]

Ah, I see. Like Redjac in Star Trek, played by John Fiedler.

 

[RolandThompsonGunner]

You’re actually Coronavirus, aren’t you???

(Hisses, vanishes in a puff of smoke)

 

[stpurl]

Who later was the voice of Piglet in several Winnie the Pooh features.

 

[meltzerboy2]

He was a very talented character actor.

 

[stpurl]

Indeed. Imagine the range from 12 Angry Men to Redjac to ‘oh d.d.dear Piglet!

 

[Cruciferi]

I am who I am.

 

[Duke12VonFalkenburg]

I’m the Holy Roman Emperor and I have come to reclaim my throne. Need to make a pilgrimage to Rome to receive my crown but alas I am tied to a ball and chain in China and unable to leave.