Why don't women understand?

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Wife: What are you doing?

Me: Watching a YouTube video of a guy putting fertilizer on his lawn.

Wife: Wow! Seriouly? All I can say is “Wow!”.
 
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I strongly suspect the wow really was a response to something you were procrastinating doing and had chosen to watch the great fertiliser spread instead.
 
I strongly disagree. Of course one’s opinion on lawn care isn’t worth arguing about, so who cares.

But this is casual discussion afterall. I’ve always seen keeping a nice lawn as something you do to impress people, look nice, and put up a facade. I’m not a fan of hours and hours of work for vanity.
 
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As Jeeves might have said to Bertie Wooster, “Women are peculiar that way.”
 
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I strongly disagree. Of course one’s opinion on lawn care isn’t worth arguing about, so who cares.

But this is casual discussion afterall. I’ve always seen keeping a nice lawn as something you do to impress people, look nice, and put up a facade. I’m not a fan of hours and hours of work for vanity.
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Well it was casual until you started taking it so seriously. 😳
 
When a man. . .loves his lawn care. . . can’t keep his mind on nothin’ else. . .
 
Well it isn’t very Scriptural though. You’re supposed to let the weeds grow along with the good stuff until harvest.
 
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I strongly suspect the wow really was a response to something you were procrastinating doing and had chosen to watch the great fertiliser spread instead.
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Well not tonight, but other times my choice of actions don’t have the same priority as hers. Have you been spying on us?

“Are you on CAF again?!?!!”
 
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Now if you were really on ‘too much’, her wow response would be, “are you actually OFF CAF for a change?”
 
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