You know you’re Catholic when your friends invite you to Medieval Times, and you’re disappointed that this isn’t an invitation to go to Mass or Adoration Chapel.
You know your Catholic when you tell your non-Catholic friends you are making an Examination of Conscience, and they tell you they hope you get a passing grade!
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