From my grandmother when she was giving me marriage advice (she lived to be 98, and lived on her own, drove herself, played bingo every wednesday and went out dancing every Saturday until the very day of her death.
‘You know, you’ll have opportunities to stray. You know that, right? People do it all the time nowadays. Nowadays, everyone cheats. But I say this: Only an idiot goes out for KFC when you got steak at home.’
AHAHAHA!
Love it!
Bonus quote, when asked how she lived so long, she said 'Gossip. I’m a terrible gossip. If I don’t make it to Wednesday night bingo, I don’t get the goods on everyone else. If I die, it’s gonna be after bingo.
LOL!