“Politically Correct” version of the Bible Published

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POLITICALLY CORRECT LORD’S PRAYER

Our (mis)Concept of Patriarchal Authority, who, it can be said, inhabits the metaphysical sphere, privileged be your signifier.

May your social structure achieve dominance.

May the enactment of your desire be manifested throughout the physical-metaphysical dichotomy.

Empower us this day with the means of material production,

And refuse to enforce sanctions against our behavior which some see as subversions of a moral perspective, just as we refuse to marginalize the moral perspectives of others who have exerted their individuality.

Don’t lead us into situation that some would (mis)understand as detrimental to the full expression of our humanness, but liberate us from the concept of “evil.”

For yours is the hegemony, and the dominance, and perceived mystification within the entire continuum of the Western concept of linear time.

Political correctness is the neutering of speech, and Feminist activitism seeks to turn women in to men.

Speaking of pc, one of the most offensive things I have seen has been on TV as a commercial for Hi-Def TV. It has a sexy waitress in a bar that turns to the camera and starts talking about checking her out in Hi-Def, and how it broadcast at some dpi, and how she has no idea what that means but she wants it.

We have the degradation of her to an image that excites a man; we have women as being mentally inferior to men, which is intimidating to have a woman that is intellectually superior to a man; and she is mostly interested in possessions.

Ah, feminism, the movement that turned women into men without a Y Chromosome, and sex toys.
 
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POLITICALLY CORRECT LORD’S PRAYER

Our (mis)Concept of Patriarchal Authority, who, it can be said, inhabits the metaphysical sphere, privileged be your signifier.

May your social structure achieve dominance.

May the enactment of your desire be manifested throughout the physical-metaphysical dichotomy.

Empower us this day with the means of material production,

And refuse to enforce sanctions against our behavior which some see as subversions of a moral perspective, just as we refuse to marginalize the moral perspectives of others who have exerted their individuality.

Don’t lead us into situation that some would (mis)understand as detrimental to the full expression of our humanness, but liberate us from the concept of “evil.”

For yours is the hegemony, and the dominance, and perceived mystification within the entire continuum of the Western concept of linear time.

Political correctness is the neutering of speech, and Feminist activitism seeks to turn women in to men.

Speaking of pc, one of the most offensive things I have seen has been on TV as a commercial for Hi-Def TV. It has a sexy waitress in a bar that turns to the camera and starts talking about checking her out in Hi-Def, and how it broadcast at some dpi, and how she has no idea what that means but she wants it.

We have the degradation of her to an image that excites a man; we have women as being mentally inferior to men, which is intimidating to have a woman that is intellectually superior to a man; and she is mostly interested in possessions.

Ah, feminism, the movement that turned women into men without a Y Chromosome, and sex toys.
I am a woman, but I feel that the so-called “politically correct” segment of our society is anything but! I am comfortable with the correct usage of the English language. For instance, in the Creed, “For us men and for our salvation”, I understand that to mean “mankind”, males and females, not just males. Feminazis have ruined our language and our religious beliefs.
 
POLITICALLY CORRECT LORD’S PRAYER

Our (mis)Concept of Patriarchal Authority, who, it can be said, inhabits the metaphysical sphere, privileged be your signifier.

May your social structure achieve dominance.

May the enactment of your desire be manifested throughout the physical-metaphysical dichotomy.

Empower us this day with the means of material production,

And refuse to enforce sanctions against our behavior which some see as subversions of a moral perspective, just as we refuse to marginalize the moral perspectives of others who have exerted their individuality.

Don’t lead us into situation that some would (mis)understand as detrimental to the full expression of our humanness, but liberate us from the concept of “evil.”

For yours is the hegemony, and the dominance, and perceived mystification within the entire continuum of the Western concept of linear time.
criffton,

You need to post this on a Unitarian-Universalist site, if said site exists; they’d be all over it in a heartbeat! 🙂
 
POLITICALLY CORRECT LORD’S PRAYER

Our (mis)Concept of Patriarchal Authority, who, it can be said, inhabits the metaphysical sphere, privileged be your signifier.

May your social structure achieve dominance.

May the enactment of your desire be manifested throughout the physical-metaphysical dichotomy.

Empower us this day with the means of material production,

And refuse to enforce sanctions against our behavior which some see as subversions of a moral perspective, just as we refuse to marginalize the moral perspectives of others who have exerted their individuality.

Don’t lead us into situation that some would (mis)understand as detrimental to the full expression of our humanness, but liberate us from the concept of “evil.”

For yours is the hegemony, and the dominance, and perceived mystification within the entire continuum of the Western concept of linear time.
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They might as well start revising all Ancient Literature. I wonder what a Politically-Corrected Iliad, Odyssey, Merchant of Venice and Hamlet would look like?
 
Editing the Bible?!

This has SO never, ever been done before!

Redaction criticism, even though it’s been scholarly proven, is a myth!
 
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