I can just imagine the negotiationā¦
āNow weāll accept your filioque if you accept the supremacy of the Holy Fatherā
āAre you kiddinā me? The filioque for the Pope? No dice, gentlemen. The filoque is nowhere near as high on the ledger as papal supremacyā¦we want moreā
āOk, papal supremacy but no infallibilityā
āwell thatās a startā¦keep uh talkināā
āYou accept purgatory, our version of Original Sin, indulgences, and penances and we allow you to keep leavened bread, long beards, no pews, and we swear not to PC-up your parishes with Spanish language missals!ā
āthanks a lot, very funny, sorry gentlemen, our business here in concludedā¦ā
'ok ok okā¦Infallibility is totally out, indulgences are out, no stations of the cross, and weāll all start growing beards and wear those Fez-looking weird black things on our heads instead of mitres!"
āWeāre listeningā¦ā
āCome on, you guys need to give up something here so we can strike up a dealā
āTake all the imprimaturs off Tim Staples and Scott Hahn. They annoy us.ā
ādoneā
āand we donāt give you a cent for these molestation lawsuitsā
āno problemā
āAnd you guys drop the Novus Ordo boloney. No more of the koomaya nonsenseā
āYou must be kidding.ā
āok, ok, you guys keep the strumming guitars and Protestant-style music but no more holding hands during Pater Nosters and no more communion in the hand or extraordinary ministers!ā
āDone!ā
After business was concluded the Roman Catholic Church and Orthodox Church officially rejoined for the first time since 1054 ADā¦
Yeahā¦if there were a reunionā¦purgatory would be the least of worries. Supreme Papal Infallibility would be the main obstacle.