Abortion spa-like "packages"

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Jack Ketch’s offer:

1 Economy: drawn to the gallows in a hurdle and hanged using no drop
2 Lunch hour special: designed for those has no time to spent on the gallows. hanging right in front of prison doors. meet the Creator in less than 5min
3 Family Package: Have your family accompany you on the way to the gallows
4 DIY: adjust the noose yourself, and kick the ladder with your own feet. have the experience on your own terms
5 Deluxe spa treatment: sit in a deluxe cart on the way to the gallows. stop for a drink in the mid way. with music accompany your climbing the ladder
6 Spiritual Journey: have a priest with you during your last days
7 Full emotional support: psychologist for you and will give you sedatives before your date with the noose
8 Discount package: a licensed newbie will be your hangman. show your elite dancing skills to the crowd. to learn more about the experience visit jackketch.com
9 Hanging Anonymous: Hanging behind prison walls without being a public spectacle.
 
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