Agnosticism toward the flying spaghetti monster and russell's teapot

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Great Opening Post.

Heck you’d know it was good even without reading it by the anger it’s inspired in Anti-theist.
 
How about the fact that King Arthur almost certainly was not the man portrayed in his lore while it is almost certain that at least some of the Jesus of the Gospels is the Historical Jesus?
And on the basis of what evidence are you making this judgment?
How about the fact that King Arthur’s tradition had at least a century longer before the “magic” came into his story while Jesus’ resurrection was first recorded in oral tradition perhaps a year after his death?
You’re claiming that magic stories that sprang up around a figure more quickly than magic stories sprang up around other figures are more believable?

I mean, you’re free to believe this kind of thing if you want, but don’t expect others to. Stories about magic cannot prove that magic happened, even if they were written down right away, nevermind sometime within a hundred years…
How about the fact that King Arthur’s “magic” parts were probably influenced by other stories while it has been proven that the Gospels did not rip off any other myths or legends?
The “dying and reborn god” is a common trope of mythology.
So, it looks like Jesus isn’t really like Arthur after all.
No, they’re completely different figures – the only similarity is that they are legends, which was the point I was making.
 
And on the basis of what evidence are you making this judgment?
Virtually every scholar uses decent portions of the Gospels and Letters as a source for the Historical Jesus. A much smaller portion of KA scholars use the KA Lore which includes the “magical” parts as a source on the Historical KA - be there one.
You’re claiming that magic stories that sprang up around a figure more quickly than magic stories sprang up around other figures are more believable?
Indeed. It gives less time for the folklore to evolve.
I mean, you’re free to believe this kind of thing if you want, but don’t expect others to. Stories about magic cannot prove that magic happened, even if they were written down right away, nevermind sometime within a hundred years…
Indeed, perhaps the strongest argument against the resurrection is that it only follows belief in God - a very logical one, IMO, but not convincing to me, as I do believe in God.
The “dying and reborn god” is a common trope of mythology.
Yes, but all of them are far too different from Jesus’ to give a historical basis for the claim that Jesus was a rip-off. In contrast, even Arthur’s name could have been borrowed from Celtic Paganism.
No, they’re completely different figures – the only similarity is that they are legends, which was the point I was making.
But the nature, historicity, and importance of the “legends” are of course all different too.😉
 
I wrote: "Stories about magic cannot prove that magic happened, even if they were written down right away, nevermind sometime within a hundred years… "

You responded:
Correct.
Do not forget they are not just stories. People just like you, and probably many times more skeptical and cautious than you, saw some of these stories happen. And they did not just visit anonymous internet forums to spread the story, they visited highly hostile cities and stood up in public to tell the story, they were harried and harassed and had prices placed on their heads and were caught and put to death. They obviously gained nothing materially except the horror of a manhunt, long periods in captivity and inevitable death.
Unless these men conspired to have a common death wish and carried it through in its total pointlessness then we must consider the things they said. These are the reasons they saw as being worth dying for. There is no story or legend of magic which you would proclaim publicly for no personal gain but only for your own ridicule far less is there any tale of magic which you would be willing to die for. You must in fairness credit these men with at least as much intelligence and integrity as you yourself possess.
 
I wrote: "Stories about magic cannot prove that magic happened, even if they were written down right away, nevermind sometime within a hundred years… "

You responded:
Correct.
I was more responding to “I mean, you’re free to believe this kind of thing if you want, but don’t expect others to.”. You can only accept things like the Gospels if you’re open - if you take a firm stance on metaphysical naturalism, nothing will convince you. It can only follow belief, or willingness to believe.
 
Do not forget they are not just stories.
Well, they’re legends, which means that they might have some basis in fact. It’s possible, for instance – in fact, it’s quite likely – that they were based on a real guy, a real moral teacher. But just because they might have been based on a real guy doesn’t mean that the magical parts of them happened.
People just like you, and probably many times more skeptical and cautious than you, saw some of these stories happen.
You say that, but we don’t have a single eyewitness account. The Gospels are anonymous texts composed at some point in the first century – even by very conservative estimates many decades after the events. Go pick up any good scholarly version of the Bible, and it will explicitly say that no one knows who wrote the texts but that they are “attributed by tradition” to the four evangelists. Critical writing on these texts refer to “The author of Matthew,” and so on.

But more to the point, even if we had texts that we were sure were eyewitness accounts written down the next day, it still would not demonstrate that the magical parts of the story are true.
And they did not just visit anonymous internet forums to spread the story, they visited highly hostile cities and stood up in public to tell the story, they were harried and harassed and had prices placed on their heads and were caught and put to death.
If you’re referring to the fate of the apostles – who would be the only people who could possibly qualify as eyewitnesses – much or all of those stories about their martyrdom and death are tradition, not confirmed by anything outside of the Church.

Of course, even if we grant that they were willing to die for their beliefs and did, in fact, die for their beliefs – things we aren’t sure of – it still doesn’t tell us anything about whether the magical parts of the stories are true. People can – and do – willingly die for loyalty to causes – including regular old mundane causes, like loyalty to a teacher – so it wouldn’t be surprising that people might have died for their allegiance to a moral teacher and to the legends that grew up around him.

Don’t forget that it wasn’t that long ago that a cult in California (the Heaven’s Gate cult) all castrated themselves and committed suicide for their cause. It’s not exactly breaking news that human beings can be persuaded to give up their lives for things. The strength of the conviction that people have tells us precisely nothing about the truth of their beliefs.
There is no story or legend of magic which you would proclaim publicly for no personal gain but only for your own ridicule far less is there any tale of magic which you would be willing to die for.
You’re ignoring a lot of other options here, including 1) these men (the apostles) and their fates being largely legendary, 2) these men being real and dying for the cause of the moral teachings of Jesus, later converted into a legend of their dying for supernatural beliefs 3) these men being real and dying for the cause of supernatural beliefs that they were mistaken about, etc.

It’s not quite as simple as you make it out to be. Really, what we have to go on are four texts that were recorded by anonymous hands sometime in the first century that tell the story of a popular and charismatic teacher, stories that contain aspects of magic (and if you look at ancient histories, like histories of the Roman Emperors or generals, you will find stories of magic being woven with real historical facts; people subscribed to magical thinking in those days, even without having a vested interest in presenting the subject of their writings as the messiah of Jewish mythology).

I contend that no written text is sufficient to accept that magic happened, certainly not in the case of something so far removed as the Jesus legends. There are people today – people who claim to be eyewitnesses, to whom you can talk – who tell tales of being abducted by aliens. Many of these people have stories of being abducted together (and their stories are consistent), and most of them are quite sincere. Their claims are not sufficient to establish that alien abductions really happen.

How much more inadequate are stories from anonymous sources written down at a distance of decades from the events in question?

It’s not just a matter of subscribing to “metaphysical naturalism” (which I don’t) or being “closed minded” to supernatural claims (I’m not) – it’s a question of whether there’s sufficient evidence to support the claim. And an ancient written account is simply not sufficient evidence for extraordinary magical claims.
 
Of course, even if we grant that they were willing to die for their beliefs and did, in fact, die for their beliefs – things we aren’t sure of – it still doesn’t tell us anything about whether the magical parts of the stories are true. People can – and do – willingly die for loyalty to causes – including regular old mundane causes, like loyalty to a teacher – so it wouldn’t be surprising that people might have died for their allegiance to a moral teacher and to the legends that grew up around him.
But it proves they weren’t lying. They truly and sincerly believed what they believed. The “lie” hypothesis is shot down by the martydom of the apostles.
You’re ignoring a lot of other options here, including 1) these men (the apostles) and their fates being largely legendary, 2) these men being real and dying for the cause of the moral teachings of Jesus, later converted into a legend of their dying for supernatural beliefs 3) these men being real and dying for the cause of supernatural beliefs that they were mistaken about, etc.
3 is a possibility, because this is only meant to refute one particular idea against the resurrection. 2 is not possible because already by that time had the supernatural aspects of Jesus’ life been written down and accepted by mainstream Christianity. 1 is not possible because not only do we have every reason to accept that the lists of the apostles in the Gospels are authentic but there is an abundance of evidence in Paul and 2nd and 3rd century Church Fathers which confirms this.
(and if you look at ancient histories, like histories of the Roman Emperors or generals, you will find stories of magic being woven with real historical facts; people subscribed to magical thinking in those days, even without having a vested interest in presenting the subject of their writings as the messiah of Jewish mythology).
Actually, the “miracle biography” movement was very minor and a very large portion of ancient historians focused more on truth than usefulness or enjoyability. We have no reason to doubt that the Gospels were written as biographies of Jesus. They may be wrong, but a factual biography was each of their intentions. Also, Jesus’ story actually has major contrasts to the first century BC and AD Jewish Messiah expectations, making it more likely to be true due to its success nevertheless.
I contend that no written text is sufficient to accept that magic happened, certainly not in the case of something so far removed as the Jesus legends. There are people today – people who claim to be eyewitnesses, to whom you can talk – who tell tales of being abducted by aliens. Many of these people have stories of being abducted together (and their stories are consistent), and most of them are quite sincere. Their claims are not sufficient to establish that alien abductions really happen.
I’ve never once heard in my life a multiply attested alien abduction story, and I have read these. Please provide me with an example. Besides, in this context we have more reasons to doubt them.
How much more inadequate are stories from anonymous sources written down at a distance of decades from the events in question?
As it turns out, a lot less.
It’s not just a matter of subscribing to “metaphysical naturalism” (which I don’t) or being “closed minded” to supernatural claims (I’m not) – it’s a question of whether there’s sufficient evidence to support the claim. And an ancient written account is simply not sufficient evidence for extraordinary magical claims.
Above, you state that even if they were eyewitnesses who saw the visions and empty tomb, that still wouldn’t be enough evidence. So now I will ask:

What is? What will convince you that Jesus did rise from the dead?

Something has to be able to convince you if you want to at least seem open-minded.
 
This is getting tiring.
But it [the possibility that the apostles were really martyred for refusing to recant their belief in supernatural things] proves they weren’t lying. They truly and sincerly believed what they believed. The “lie” hypothesis is shot down by the martydom of the apostles.
Well, first of all, I never claimed that anyone was “lying.” I think in this situation, the most likely explanation is that a fanatical group of “true believers” – who sincerely believed supernatural things but were simply wrong about it – were willing to die for their beliefs.

I don’t, however, agree that their willingness to die “proves” that they weren’t lying about believing supernatural things.

I could imagine, for example, a scenario in which a group of followers of a popular teacher routinely peppered their stories of the man with embellishments and untrue tales of magic. They were fiercely devoted to their teacher and friend, and they chose to die out of loyalty to him and his message, not out of loyalty to the supernatural parts of the story.

Now that’s just speculation, but it’s an example of a situation – well within the bounds of possibility – wherein a person might “die for a lie.”

There’s also the consideration that anyone preaching the message of Jesus back then was considered a political subversive and would have been executed no matter what. A person like that who is caught might very well consider himself “in for a penny, in for a pound” and decide to go to his death as a glorious martyr for the cause, rather than recant and probably get executed anyway for being a dangerous political radical.

But again, to reiterate, I don’t think that we have enough evidence to think that the apostles really were martyred. And even if they were martyred, it doesn’t demonstrate the truth of their claims. They could have been mistaken, lying, dying for a mundane cause, or any number of other scenarios.
I’ve never once heard in my life a multiply attested alien abduction story, and I have read these. Please provide me with an example. Besides, in this context we have more reasons to doubt them.
Two things:
  1. This is utterly tangential to our argument here, but these accounts certainly exist. Google “Allagash Alien Abduction” for one quick example that popped up when I ran a search. But stick to the topic, would you?
  2. You don’t have more reason to doubt that flying saucers appeared to eyewitnesses living on the earth today than you have to doubt that a man rose from the dead to people in stories written by anonymous hands. If you accept extraordinary claims on the basis of ancient texts, you cannot discount the numerous alien abduction stories and also accept the Jesus legends and still remain consistent.
Above, you state that even if they were eyewitnesses who saw the visions and empty tomb, that still wouldn’t be enough evidence. So now I will ask:
What is? What will convince you that Jesus did rise from the dead?
Something has to be able to convince you if you want to at least seem open-minded.
I’m not quite sure how you could confirm that a magical event happened thousands of years ago. I know that you certainly can’t confirm it by reading a couple of stories written by anonymous people decades at the earliest after the magic supposedly occurred.

You’re making the rudimentary error of confusing “credulous” for “open-minded-ness.” It’s not being “open-minded” to accept an account of an event that violates our understanding of the laws of the universe, simply because “well, it says so in these stories, and they don’t have any reason to lie, and gosh-darnit, isn’t it a moving story?”

I’m not trying to be mean or anything, but stories are a very poor basis on which to accept an event that you really should be skeptical about.
 
This is getting tiring.

Well, first of all, I never claimed that anyone was “lying.” I think in this situation, the most likely explanation is that a fanatical group of “true believers” – who sincerely believed supernatural things but were simply wrong about it – were willing to die for their beliefs.

I don’t, however, agree that their willingness to die “proves” that they weren’t lying about believing supernatural things.

I could imagine, for example, a scenario in which a group of followers of a popular teacher routinely peppered their stories of the man with embellishments and untrue tales of magic. They were fiercely devoted to their teacher and friend, and they chose to die out of loyalty to him and his message, not out of loyalty to the supernatural parts of the story.

Now that’s just speculation, but it’s an example of a situation – well within the bounds of possibility – wherein a person might “die for a lie.”

There’s also the consideration that anyone preaching the message of Jesus back then was considered a political subversive and would have been executed no matter what. A person like that who is caught might very well consider himself “in for a penny, in for a pound” and decide to go to his death as a glorious martyr for the cause, rather than recant and probably get executed anyway for being a dangerous political radical.

But again, to reiterate, I don’t think that we have enough evidence to think that the apostles really were martyred. And even if they were martyred, it doesn’t demonstrate the truth of their claims. They could have been mistaken, lying, dying for a mundane cause, or any number of other scenarios.

Two things:
  1. This is utterly tangential to our argument here, but these accounts certainly exist. Google “Allagash Alien Abduction” for one quick example that popped up when I ran a search. But stick to the topic, would you?
  2. You don’t have more reason to doubt that flying saucers appeared to eyewitnesses living on the earth today than you have to doubt that a man rose from the dead to people in stories written by anonymous hands. If you accept extraordinary claims on the basis of ancient texts, you cannot discount the numerous alien abduction stories and also accept the Jesus legends and still remain consistent.
I’m not quite sure how you could confirm that a magical event happened thousands of years ago. I know that you certainly can’t confirm it by reading a couple of stories written by anonymous people decades at the earliest after the magic supposedly occurred.

You’re making the rudimentary error of confusing “credulous” for “open-minded-ness.” It’s not being “open-minded” to accept an account of an event that violates our understanding of the laws of the universe, simply because “well, it says so in these stories, and they don’t have any reason to lie, and gosh-darnit, isn’t it a moving story?”

I’m not trying to be mean or anything, but stories are a very poor basis on which to accept an event that you really should be skeptical about.
That may be ok if it was just a story in a book you were talking about and no more ever. But, those men had disciples and they had followers too and all of them were also willing to die, or at least they would not sacrifice to the emperor, during the almost continuous periods of persecution over the next 300 years or so. The story the eyewitnesses tell is interesting for another reason also. The story is very humanly written, it does not spare the blushes of those who wrote it nor do they elevate themselves to be heros. It reads as a factual account which you would, I think, have no trouble believing if not for the magical parts, as you term them.
But aside from the Book; this story is different in another way also, it originated by using men who did not believe it either, as you do not believe it, the greatest man who ever lived doubted it was true until the messenger came to him to say, the blind see the lame walk. These other eyewitnesses also recorded about themselves that they did not believe it and left after their leader died to return to their old jobs and life.
So, no, they were not fanatical followers who would not give in even when their leader died, they were as skeptical as you are of magical stories. Who actually wants to look like a fool. But whatever happened to those men it was enough to convince them to continue.
This story has one last unusual twist; which is that it is not the ‘story book’ which convinces anyone to believe it as such, as the Gospels were written by request for those who already believed and ‘wished to learn more’, it is an unusual thing that this story gains followers because something attracts them towards it, nobody goes out of their houses to brutally convince a stranger that this story is true it is the wandering stranger who, drawn, finds it is a peaceful place to rest here who desires more of this type of peace and who will read more if he wishes to learn more. People are drawn towards it and find enough, like the apostles did, to convince them personally, the eyewitness accounts are, as ever, ‘for those who wish to learn more’.
This is a mysterious and an attractive force which can draw even atheists towards its light. 🙂
 
That may be ok if it was just a story in a book you were talking about and no more ever. But, those men had disciples and they had followers too and all of them were also willing to die, or at least they would not sacrifice to the emperor, during the almost continuous periods of persecution over the next 300 years or so. The story the eyewitnesses tell is interesting for another reason also. The story is very humanly written, it does not spare the blushes of those who wrote it nor do they elevate themselves to be heros. It reads as a factual account which you would, I think, have no trouble believing if not for the magical parts, as you term them.
But aside from the Book; this story is different in another way also, it originated by using men who did not believe it either, as you do not believe it, the greatest man who ever lived doubted it was true until the messenger came to him to say, the blind see the lame walk. These other eyewitnesses also recorded about themselves that they did not believe it and left after their leader died to return to their old jobs and life.
So, no, they were not fanatical followers who would not give in even when their leader died, they were as skeptical as you are of magical stories. Who actually wants to look like a fool. But whatever happened to those men it was enough to convince them to continue. …
All of which is to say: the comparison to the Heaven’s Gate Cult is utterly laughable, and Antitheist’s attempt to light on one similarity and to ignore the big picture indeed bespeaks his closed-mindedness, the purely dogmatic nature of his incredulity. Of course, we remain open to the possibility that he will recognize the silliness of his comparison and reconsider his credulously sceptical view… 🙂
 
those men had disciples and they had followers too and all of them were also willing to die, or at least they would not sacrifice to the emperor, during the almost continuous periods of persecution over the next 300 years or so.
So what? People, who couldn’t possibly have been eyewitnesses to the supposed events, were willing to die for a cause.

Now that might be evidence for a lot of things: for the strength of this (at the time) politically subversive religious movement, for discontent with Roman rule, for the devotion of the people in question.

But it cannot tell us anything at all about whether the magical parts of the story happened. Surely you must see that.
The story the eyewitnesses tell is interesting for another reason also.
Again, the Gospels are not eyewitness accounts. We don’t know who wrote them. They might be the descendents of an oral tradition that might have begun with people who knew this moral teacher, but you cannot call the Gospels eyewitness accounts if you intend to be honest.
The story is very humanly written, it does not spare the blushes of those who wrote it nor do they elevate themselves to be heros. It reads as a factual account which you would, I think, have no trouble believing if not for the magical parts, as you term them.
Yes, which is why I said that I have no trouble believing that there was a popular moral teacher. It’s the magical parts of the stories I don’t believe.
But aside from the Book; this story is different in another way also, it originated by using men who did not believe it either, as you do not believe it, the greatest man who ever lived doubted it was true until the messenger came to him to say, the blind see the lame walk. These other eyewitnesses also recorded about themselves that they did not believe it and left after their leader died to return to their old jobs and life.
Again, we’re not talking about eyewitnesses here. But, leaving that point aside, the fact that the speakers of the text represent themselves as doubting tells us nothing about the text’s factual claims. You can’t use textual information to verify that magical things reported in the text are true.
People are drawn towards it and find enough, like the apostles did, to convince them personally
Well, this is what I’m getting at. What is it exactly that convinces people, “personally” or not, that the magical events in the stories really happened?

I’m sorry, but “I find great peace in this story” is not evidence that the magical parts happened. It’s evidence that you find peace in the story.
 

Well, this is what I’m getting at. What is it exactly that convinces people, “personally” or not, that the magical events in the stories really happened?

I thought I mentioned that, but I will again in case I was not clear. If I imagine to myself an atheist, for want of a better example, on the cusp of converting to Catholicism; then I must see a whole slew of things happening all at once, as it were. Perhaps like St. Augustine there is a gradual de-construction of the man, for whatever reasons he finds all is falling apart and he breaks bit by bit relentlessly. Literally for St. Augustine there was no place he could turn, no escape route. No person was pursuing St. Augustine no book was pursuing him either, attempting to convince him. It is just a mystery how a man who could not believe these things ended by not being able not to believe these things.
 
This is getting tiring.
That makes 2 of us, buddy.
Well, first of all, I never claimed that anyone was “lying.” I think in this situation, the most likely explanation is that a fanatical group of “true believers” – who sincerely believed supernatural things but were simply wrong about it – were willing to die for their beliefs.
And the “martyr” argument isn’t supposed to answer that objection, for the 3rd time.
I don’t, however, agree that their willingness to die “proves” that they weren’t lying about believing supernatural things.
They had to sincerely believe it and have not been lying, otherwise they would have fessed up when they had the chance. Also, there are multiple anti-Christian sources at the time and none of them called the early Christians insincere. The “lie” objection is, unsurprisingly, completely incompetent historically.
I could imagine, for example, a scenario in which a group of followers of a popular teacher routinely peppered their stories of the man with embellishments and untrue tales of magic. They were fiercely devoted to their teacher and friend, and they chose to die out of loyalty to him and his message, not out of loyalty to the supernatural parts of the story.
But they preached the supernatural part, and they died with it. A major part of what they preached - which would land them in jail and eventually kill them - was based on the supernatural part. One of the reasons they so infuriated the Pagans was their claims that Jesus’ exaltation was above any Roman Emperor, which is grounded almost completely in faith in a miracle of his.
Now that’s just speculation, but it’s an example of a situation – well within the bounds of possibility – wherein a person might “die for a lie.”
Yes, but the obviously truly and sincerely believed the supernatural parts. If they added it in for political or apologetic reasons they would have quit when it got dangerous.
There’s also the consideration that anyone preaching the message of Jesus back then was considered a political subversive and would have been executed no matter what. A person like that who is caught might very well consider himself “in for a penny, in for a pound” and decide to go to his death as a glorious martyr for the cause, rather than recant and probably get executed anyway for being a dangerous political radical.
If they figured they’d hold on only because they would get executed anyway, then Paul wouldn’t have converted and preached. And that’s assuming Christianity would have the same political implications without grounding on the miracles.
But again, to reiterate, I don’t think that we have enough evidence to think that the apostles really were martyred. And even if they were martyred, it doesn’t demonstrate the truth of their claims. They could have been mistaken, lying, dying for a mundane cause, or any number of other scenarios.
It proves for a fact the couldn’t have been lying. There is no reason to doubt that the apostles weren’t martyred - it is attested by Church Fathers, early Christians actually distrusted Paul, there is obvious evidence for persecution of Christians as early as the first century, it is almost certain that the apostles were real people using only the NT as a source. Again, them dying out of mistake is an objection this argument was never meant to answer, so that’s a strawman objection.
  1. This is utterly tangential to our argument here, but these accounts certainly exist. Google “Allagash Alien Abduction” for one quick example that popped up when I ran a search. But stick to the topic, would you?
What? You brought it up, not me. Sheesh, if you don’t want the discussion to move don’t bring up a bad allegory.

Anyway, I reject that not because of absence of evidence but because there are a number of psychological and historical objections to it.
  1. You don’t have more reason to doubt that flying saucers appeared to eyewitnesses living on the earth today than you have to doubt that a man rose from the dead to people in stories written by anonymous hands. If you accept extraordinary claims on the basis of ancient texts, you cannot discount the numerous alien abduction stories and also accept the Jesus legends and still remain consistent.
But every objection fails to the evidence there. Not the case with alien abduction.
I’m not quite sure how you could confirm that a magical event happened thousands of years ago. I know that you certainly can’t confirm it by reading a couple of stories written by anonymous people decades at the earliest after the magic supposedly occurred.
So you’re closed-minded on the issue. That’s fine.
You’re making the rudimentary error of confusing “credulous” for “open-minded-ness.” It’s not being “open-minded” to accept an account of an event that violates our understanding of the laws of the universe, simply because “well, it says so in these stories, and they don’t have any reason to lie, and gosh-darnit, isn’t it a moving story?”
No, it’s open-minded to acknowledge your position can be changed. If it can’t you aren’t open minded, you’re closed-minded, pseudoskeptical, etc.
I’m not trying to be mean or anything, but stories are a very poor basis on which to accept an event that you really should be skeptical about.
And I ask for the second time:
What is a basis for accepting this?

If nothing will convince you, then you’re not open-minded.
 
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