Ah, my family...

  • Thread starter Thread starter Dtmccameron
  • Start date Start date
Status
Not open for further replies.
D

Dtmccameron

Guest
Not that it is in any way related, but does it seem a bit…odd to you that the so called ‘gentlemen’s clubs’ must offer free buffettes to get patrons?:rolleyes:

Now then, the other day, Independence day as a matter of fact, my Tio had his birthday, so it was a cause for extra beer, food, and with the customary explosives.

Tio himself looked fine, stooped with age, skin burnt by years working under the blazing sun, but oh, those wrinkles…What expression is in those wrinkles. There’s a grace to the working man.

But it was not for him that I places a sad face next to the title, no, it was for the sake of my cousines.

The Twins in particular. Twins always amaze me, I never get tired of the sheer spectacle, but…

Well, both you see are strikingly beautiful, and it prides me that such beauty is in my family, and gladdens my heart that it’s in the world, period. But their (they’re oh, fifteen or so by the way) looks haven’t gone unnoticed, and now one is with child.

And though some might be upset at the matter of so young (and unwed) a child being herself pregnant, still the sight of an woman with child never ceases to fill me with awe. Few more lovely sights in the world, I feel.

But it was even not for her that the face does frown, but rather, for her sister.

I’m the sort of fellow who (to myself) mutter at the shortness of dresses, the low cut necklines, and other such immodest attributes of costume, even on dresses much of the world would consider quite decent.

No such extremism was required here. The bottom of the dress was only several inches bellow the buttocks, and the cut, Gah! The cut! T’was nearly to her navel!

You’ve all undoubtedly seen the indecent dresses they have about, revealing much too much of the woman’s cleavage? Well, I’d scarcely call this cleavage, it was…practically nudity!

And this child…smoking!!! …Oh well. I was warned very clearly to not protest to the various illegal and unadvisable acts that would be displayed throughout the night, but…

I don’t wonder so much who I am, but rather, where my place is. Caught in a queer limbo between veritable nobody and duty held shepherd of God’s children, I don’t know what would be right of me to do.

So I did nothing. Such is my sin (such always is my sin:hmmm:)

Ah well. laughs They sure did change since the first time I saw them, this being the second time. God will provide, I suppose.

Umm…I’m not even sure why I told you all this…Ah! I know! I must surely have been to request your prayers on the behalf of my family! Yeah, that’s the ticket! Many thanks!
 
Is it just me, or does this not make any sense to y’all either?

I’m lost as to the point your trying to make, but seems like your tawkin about a naked bar? :confused:
 
It’s a vent about the OPs cousin showing up nearly nude, one of the cousins being an underage unwed mama, and being told illegal activities (I am assuming underage smoking and drinking).

Prayers for you fam!
 
Is it just me, or does this not make any sense to y’all either?

I’m lost as to the point your trying to make, but seems like your tawkin about a naked bar? :confused:
It’s just you. 😛

He’s venting about how people in his family are not living up to his standard – AKA “Christ’s Standard” – however, since this (uhm – disgrace?) effects nearly every human on Earth, it’s obviously not as bad as one can nor should, judge.
 
I was kinda lost so KC help out-
It’s just you.
He’s venting about how people in his family are not living up to his standard – AKA “Christ’s Standard” – however, since this (uhm – disgrace?) effects nearly every human on Earth, it’s obviously not as bad as one can nor should, judge.

KC and the Sunshine Band to the rescue! Do you remember them? Ever even heard of him them?

I reckon I was just havin a bad day LOL
 
I was kinda lost so KC help out-

KC and the Sunshine Band to the rescue! Do you remember them? Ever even heard of him them?

I reckon I was just havin a bad day LOL
I wish we had a better eye-rolling smiley!

Have I heard of them? Really? With a name like “KC” you have to ask?

All the time man, all the time – and no, that’s not *the way I like it. * :dts:
 
Have I heard of them? Really? With a name like “KC” you have to ask?
I didn’t think anyone but Baby Boomers like ME knew who the Sunshine band was. 😛
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top