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I think that is wonderful!!! you might also be interested in these quotes by St. Augustine:Indeed. Here is a little something I prepared earlier:
Why the Bible is not a science textbook
SCENE: Inside a tent in the desert. There is a small table and chair in the middle of the tent. Some baggage is stacked at the back.
Characters: GOD invisible and omnipresent. MOSES offstage.
MOSES enters the tent.
MOSES: “What a day! If I ever see another piece of sand I swear that I am goi…”
GOD: “Moses!”
MOSES: (surprised) “Yes Lord!”
GOD: “Get pen, ink and papyrus.”
MOSES goes to the baggage and fetches a pen, ink and papyrus. He takes them to the table and sits down.
GOD: “Begin writing.”
MOSES: “Yes Lord.”
GOD: “In the beginning I created a quantum fluctuation at the hyper-sub-quark level …”
MOSES: (interrupting) “Sorry Lord. Was that spelled K-W-A-H-K?”
GOD: “Hmmm. I see a problem. Humans will not discover hyper-sub-quarks for another 8,726 years three months and sixteen days. Perhaps something less cosmological might work better. Moses, begin a new sheet of papyrus.”
MOSES picks up a new piece of papyrus and prepares to write.
GOD: “In the beginning I created deoxyribonucleic acid …”
MOSES: (interrupting) “Sorry Lord, but could you spell that please?”
GOD: “Oy vey! Why did I make these people so stupid!”
GOD touches a finger to Moses’ forehead.
MOSES: “Ah, now I understand. Thank you for giving me all that knowledge Lord. Unfortunately I see a problem. If I write ‘deoxyribonucleic acid’ then none of the other Israelites will know what the he… heck I have written about unless you touch all their foreheads as well.”
GOD: “Hmmm. A good point Moses. Let me think about it for a few thousand years.”
MOSES: “But what do I do while I am waiting?”
GOD: “Never mind, I have finished thinking.”
MOSES: “That was never thousands of years.”
GOD: “Do you doubt Me! Time is Mine to command. It is subject to Me, not Me to it.”
MOSES: (humbly) “Sorry Lord.”
GOD: "Start a new piece of papyrus.
MOSES picks up a new piece of papyrus and prepares to write.
GOD: “In the beginning I created the heavens and the earth …”
CUT: Fade to black.
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“In matters that are obscure and far beyond our vision, even in such as we may find treated in Holy Scripture, different Interpretations are sometimes possible without prejudice to the faith we have received.” - St. Augustine, in his analysis of Genesis.
“…be on guard against giving interpretations of Scripture that are far fetched or opposed to science, and so exposing the Word of God to the ridicule of unbelievers.”
-St. Augustine