All the single ladies ... and men

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Lost_Wanderer said:
Is that why nobody’s jumping on that guy’s throat? :rolleyes:

(No offense to you jimmy. 😛 I actually believe you are entitled to your list… unlike one or two people a few pages back. :rolleyes:)
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Naw, I just think the thread is running out of steam which is unforturnate; it’s been interesting.
 
Bruised_Reed said:
Expecting someone who doesn’t sin might be asking a bit much but levitating during prayer seems reasonable.
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You guys are walking all over the shards of all my hopes and dreams. What about bilocation? Well, I guess I can settle for a woman with a good sense of humor, who is outgoing and not a ball breaker.
 
jimmy said:
You guys are walking all over the shards of all my hopes and dreams. What about bilocation? Well, I guess I can settle for a woman with a good sense of humor, who is outgoing and not a ball breaker.
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Bilocation and levitation? I hope you can at least manage the odor of sanctity.

FWIW I often tell people I can’t do something because I can’t bilocate yet.
 
Bruised_Reed said:
Bilocation and levitation? I hope you can at least manage the odor of sanctity.

FWIW I often tell people I can’t do something because I can’t bilocate yet.
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Ah well, it was only a dream. That odor of sanctity might grow a little musty in contact with me. I just want someone with a sense of humor who can have fun. Honesty is important too.
 
jimmy said:
You guys are walking all over the shards of all my hopes and dreams. What about bilocation?
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Well if you’re free to dream of such requirements, I guess I’m free to take mine up a notch.

Hm… lesee… I think I’ll spice it even more by adding both new red and green flags. :whacky:

Red Flags
  • Horrendous strength
  • Shadowy mind powers
  • Too much charisma
  • Has arcane skill that rivals mine
  • Resorts to brutality
  • Resorts to seduction
  • Resorts to religious zeal
  • Resorts to persistent arguing
  • Is a classic half-demon
  • Is a vampire
  • Is a paladin of a dragon/mage-hating order
  • Is a rival mage but with a different school/theoretical approach
Green Flags
  • Has healing powers
  • Is tied to the fate of the world (or something close)
  • Must go on epic pilgrimage to save said world
  • Is classic half-angel
As you can see, I’m taking obvious jabs at archetypes here but don’t worry. If you were applying for party-mate or even party leader instead of lover, I would gladly accept (provided a mage like meself won’t end up killed because of it).

:whacky:
 
Lost_Wanderer said:
Well if you’re free to dream of such requirements, I guess I’m free to take mine up a notch.

Hm… lesee… I think I’ll spice it even more by adding both new red and green flags. :whacky:

Red Flags
  • Horrendous strength
  • Shadowy mind powers
  • Too much charisma
  • Has arcane skill that rivals mine
  • Resorts to brutality
  • Resorts to seduction
  • Resorts to religious zeal
  • Resorts to persistent arguing
  • Is a classic half-demon
    -** Is a vampire**
  • Is a paladin of a dragon/mage-hating order
  • Is a rival mage but with a different school/theoretical approach
Green Flags
  • Has healing powers
  • Is tied to the fate of the world (or something close)
  • Must go on epic pilgrimage to save said world
  • Is classic half-angel
As you can see, I’m taking obvious jabs at archetypes here but don’t worry. If you were applying for party-mate or even party leader instead of lover, I would gladly accept (provided a mage like meself won’t end up killed because of it).

:whacky:
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What you got against vampires?
 
ShanaA1984 said:
What you got against vampires?
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Oh nothing… grumbles 'cept most I’ve met a were arrogant, hedonistic, haughty, and take all the spotlight from warlocks and wizards who can be just as immortal and just as attractive.

Though I must admit, there are a handful whom I have some grim respect for. Still not lover material though. In fact, if you’re anything like these three, you won’t get anything from me unless you’re willing to put yourself in a hard bargain where you will stand much to lose as I will. adopts Gandalf-ish tone Such is the price vampires will pay if their plans meddle in the affiairs of wizards!

(And on that note, I will say this little fictional foray actually is an off-hand description of how things are between myself and one of the women in my life: my sister. :o:p)
 
Lost_Wanderer said:
Is that why nobody’s jumping on that guy’s throat? :rolleyes:

(No offense to you jimmy. 😛 I actually believe you are entitled to your list… unlike one or two people a few pages back. :rolleyes:)
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Who are you referring to?
(Not an open-ended question.)
 
jimmy said:
Ah well, it was only a dream. That odor of sanctity might grow a little musty in contact with me. I just want someone with a sense of humor who can have fun. Honesty is important too.
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Hate to break it to you, Jimmy, but if you met a lady who could levitate in prayer and bilocate, chances are that she might exactly be interested in marrying a dude. 😛
 
Lost_Wanderer said:
Is that why nobody’s jumping on that guy’s throat? :rolleyes:

(No offense to you jimmy. 😛 I actually believe you are entitled to your list… unlike one or two people a few pages back. :rolleyes:)
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Classy as ever, LW. :rolleyes:
chevalier said:
Hate to break it to you, Jimmy, but if you met a lady who could levitate in prayer and bilocate, chances are that she might exactly be interested in marrying a dude. 😛
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Heh, hey…there were saints who were married (though admittedly few and far between).
 
I’m fine with her being unable to levitate or bilocate. If she smelled like roses though, that would be a good substitute.
 
Lochias said:
Heh, hey…there were saints who were married (though admittedly few and far between).
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Plenty of them, actually, just not as plenty as celibates. However, levitating and bilocating is a rather distinctly monastic trait.
jimmy said:
I’m fine with her being unable to levitate or bilocate. If she smelled like roses though, that would be a good substitute.
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A good soap can do that!
 
Crescentinus said:
I assume that he’s not referring to the sparklepires, because vampires don’t sparkle! 🙂
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Oh do not even get me started on sparklepires, giving a bad name to the whole lot of us. And LW I have no intention in “meddling in the affires of wizards” they are far to tricksy.
 
ShanaA1984 said:
Oh do not even get me started on sparklepires, giving a bad name to the whole lot of us. And LW I have no intention in “meddling in the affires of wizards” they are far to tricksy.
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Well that’s good to hear. Although, I’m only tricksy to a point. 😉 After that, I’m pretty straightforward (if not bullish) with the consequences. Male or female, any bloodsucker that tries to drag me into an undesirable scheme will find themselves threatened with a fistful of dragonfire raised to their faces.
 
ShanaA1984 said:
Oh do not even get me started on sparklepires, giving a bad name to the whole lot of us. And LW I have no intention in “meddling in the affires of wizards” they are far to tricksy.
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I’ve seen women wanting to marry sparklepires, and that fad, even though waning, is still powerful.
 
Crescentinus said:
I’ve seen women wanting to marry sparklepires, and that fad, even though waning, is still powerful.
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I’ll take your plain, old blood sucking, will he kiss me or will he kill me Sinisterly good looking vampire thank you very much.
 
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