Any help?

[Yiu_Mahdd]

“hi. I am a 19 year old Muslim male, and I have an issue some of you might be able to help me with. It’s a long story, so I’ll start from the beginning. Last year, I accidentally got my girlfriend pregnant. After an ensuing panic, we got her an abortion. So after that, I decided that I didn’t like women that much anymore, and became gay. My boyfriend and I are now trying to get married, and for some reason he really wants to be married by a female imam, but we couldn’t find an available one next week in the new York area. Do you know of any female priests who would be willing to marry us in the area?”

 

[aicirt]

I did not know there were female imans. Surprised you did not know there are no female Catholic priests. But there are female rabbis. Why not give one a ring?

 

[Yiu_Mahdd]

Why are there no female priests? isn’t that sexism?

 

[aicirt]

Guess what…all you need is a good practicing Muslim to witness the signing of the Muslim contract. Don’t need a imman!

Is it sexist not having female priests? We’re fine with it. Not to worry. Go plan your wedding.

 

[LDNCatholic]

“hi. I am a 19 year old Muslim male, and I have an issue some of you might be able to help me with. It’s a long story, so I’ll start from the beginning. Last year, I accidentally got my girlfriend pregnant. After an ensuing panic, we got her an abortion. So after that, I decided that I didn’t like women that much anymore, and became gay. My boyfriend and I are now trying to get married, and for some reason he really wants to be married by a female imam, but we couldn’t find an available one next week in the new York area. Do you know of any female priests who would be willing to marry us in the area?”

Perfect storm of trolling. A gay Muslim who is in favour of abortion and priestesses.

Next time throw in Socialism.

Also nice touch with the username, almost didn’t catch it.

 

[SteveVH]

“hi. I am a 19 year old Muslim male, and I have an issue some of you might be able to help me with. It’s a long story, so I’ll start from the beginning. Last year, I accidentally got my girlfriend pregnant. After an ensuing panic, we got her an abortion. So after that, I decided that I didn’t like women that much anymore, and became gay. My boyfriend and I are now trying to get married, and for some reason he really wants to be married by a female imam, but we couldn’t find an available one next week in the new York area. Do you know of any female priests who would be willing to marry us in the area?”

I don’t believe you are authentic. You are here to pick a fight and that is all. Nice try.

 

[JonNC]

I’m still trying to figure out how someone can “accidentally” get their girlfriend pregnant, unless they didn’t understand the biology of human reproduction.

Jon

 

[Battle_Warrior]

“hi. I am a 19 year old Muslim male, and I have an issue some of you might be able to help me with. It’s a long story, so I’ll start from the beginning. Last year, I accidentally got my girlfriend pregnant. After an ensuing panic, we got her an abortion. So after that, I decided that I didn’t like women that much anymore, and became gay. My boyfriend and I are now trying to get married, and for some reason he really wants to be married by a female imam, but we couldn’t find an available one next week in the new York area. Do you know of any female priests who would be willing to marry us in the area?”

You need to seek some spiritual direction and counseling. Female priests, gay marriage, and abortion all go against the teachings of the Catholic Church.