Some replies gave me a belly laugh, thanks!
I’d like to share my little story with JW experience if I may.
I live in New York, out in the country on a private road and it’s marked “private road, no trespassing”
Anyway, nice day in the summer and I was gardening. Looking up I saw two people at my driveway, a man and woman, all dressed up in their Sunday best walking towards me. They had pamphlets of some sort.
I looked at them and they asked me for a moment to speak to me. I thought they might need directions of a road or something.
They started to say, “beautiful day, isn’t it”… Right there and then I knew they weren’t looking for driving directions.
I asked them what they wanted and they told me who they were and started to give my some papers.
I looked at them and quickly said to them…
“You are on a private property, with a no trespassing sign at entry point… which word didn’t you understand”…
And they started to talk again and told them to get off the property or I’ll have them arrested for trespassing.
They looked at me as if I had 4 heads and they noticed my cross on my neck and asked me what religion I was.
I told them that I was none of their business and to get off the land, which they quickly did.
Never did I see them or any of them on my property since. This happened in 1993…