So, lessee, the Gnosticky Muslims believe Allah would not have let Jesus be crucified so a “ringer” was put to death, right? “Life of Brian” style?
Nah, if you’ve ever watched the film and paid attention, you’ll find that Brian Cohen and Jesus of Nazareth are two different people - who just happened to be born next to each other and both be crucified under Pontius Pilate. So nah, Monty Python’s not even close to actual Docetic beliefs.
And one Gnostic “scripture” I read long ago said homosexual “Jesus” raised a boy from the dead and went in to have naughty relations with him.
Ah, now THIS is what I’m talking about when I say that apocryphal does not automatically equal Gnostic. For those who don’t know, the reference here is to this fragment supposedly from a longer version of the Gospel of Mark (known as the
Secret Gospel of Mark). This fragment is contained within a document called the
Mar Saba Letter, an epistle of debated authenticity attributed to Clement of Alexandria and purportedly discovered by Morton Smith in the summer of 1958 in the monastery of Mar Saba in Jerusalem. While there are some who think that it could be a later adaptation of Mark in a gnostic direction, there is still some disagreement on the nature of this letter and its authenticity.
And they come to Bethany, and a woman, whose brother had died, was there. And coming, she fell down before Jesus and says to Him, “
Son of David, have mercy on me!” but the disciples rebuked her. And becoming angry, Jesus went with her to the garden where the tomb was. And immediately from the tomb was heard a great voice, and going near, Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb.
And going in immediately where the young man was, He stretched out a hand and raised him up, holding his hand. The young man looked at Him and loved Him, and began to beseech Him that He might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the young man - for he was rich, and after six days Jesus instructed him. And in the evening the youth comes to Him, having a linen cloth thrown around his naked body; and he remained with Him that night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God. And arising from there, He returned to the other side of the Jordan.
While there are some folks out there who try to read this as Jesus having relations with the young man because the latter is described as ‘loving’ Him and coming to Him wearing only a linen
sindon (as the young man in Gethsemani does; Mark 14:51), the text does not
explicitly imply anything about Jesus doing naughty stuff or practicing hypnotism or magical ritual or something of the sort. All that the text just says is: “
And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God.” Indeed, there are some scholars think that this is a reference to baptism: Jesus taught the young man His teachings and then performed baptism (“
the mystery of the kingdom of God” is also used in Mark 4:10, where Jesus describes the inner circle of His disciples as being given it).
Second, let’s look on the word for ‘love’. The word used here (
egapēsen)- related to
agape - is also found in the New Testament to describe God’s love (John 3:16; 13:1; Ephesians 5:2 for example), yet no one claims that God or Jesus are homosexuals in those passages! The young man is here showing
agape to Jesus - which does not really suggest a sexual sort of love (which another word for love,
erōs, covers). Clement himself denies any sexual meaning here.
If we are to believe that this passage portrays Jesus in a homosexual light, we would, in my opinion, fall into the same trap as the Carpocratians, which is thus described by Clement in the Mar Saba letter:
You [Theodoros] did well in silencing the unspeakable teachings of the Carpocratians, for these are the “wandering stars” (Jude 1:13) that had been prophesied, who wander from the narrow road of the commandments into an endless abyss, deceived by the fleshly and bodily sins. For having been puffed up of their knowledge - as they say - “of the depths of Satan,” (Revelation 2:24) they do not know that they are throwing themselves down into “the blackness of darkness” (Jude 1:13) of lies. And having boasted that they are free, they have become bondservants of base desires. Such are to be opposed in all ways and altogether. Because even if they say something true, still the lover of the truth should not agree with them, for not all true things are truth, nor should that truth which merely seems true according to human opinions be preferred to the true truth, that according to the faith.
Now, concerning their babblings about the “God-breathed” (cf. 2 Timothy 3:16) Gospel according to Mark, some are wholly lies, while others, even if partly true, nevertheless are not reported truly. For the true things being mixed with inventions are debased so that, as the saying goes, “even the salt has become tasteless” (cf. Matthew 5:13).
As for Mark, then, during Peter’s stay in Rome he wrote an account of the acts of the Lord, not, however, declaring all of them, nor yet hinting at the mystical ones, but picking the things he thought most useful for increasing the faith of those who were being catechized. Then when Peter was martyred, Mark came to Alexandria, bringing both his own knowledge and those of Peter, from which he transferred to his first book the things suitable about knowledge for those who are making progress. Thus he arranged a more spiritual gospel for the use of those who were being perfected.