Of course our country’s poor economy is because of the rich. They usually earn their money by hard work, use it to create jobs, and actually care about their investments, but obviously they are all selfish and malicious people. They clearly never make any beneficial products affordable for the public, (such as computer software) and they always treat their workers like dirt. All of their employees, from chubby fast-food cashiers, to well-dressed pencil-pushers, are obviously starving and down-trodden people. Just look at the typical programmers that work for someone like Bill Gates. How skinny those people are! It is of little importance that some of them own high-end Alienware computers. They are clearly not being fed enough. They all seem to wear glasses too. A clear sign that they do not have the money for proper eye care. In addition to neglecting the needs of their employees, the rich never donate any of their money to charity. So it all must be their fault.
Our poor economy cannot possibly be the fault of the massively irresponsible institution which takes money from wise investors, especially the rich, and tosses it carelessly about like confetti. No. It cannot possibly be *that *institution’s fault, even though it continue to steal and borrow money when it already owes over seventeen trillion dollars. It cannot possibly be its fault, even though it causes inflation by printing loads of money to placate its debtors. The poor economy obviously has nothing to do with that organization even though it is the one in charge of the country and the value of our green paper depends on it. No. We would be too judgmental if we pointed at that institution. It’s clearly the rich who are to blame.