Spock Proves the Existence of God
(Star Trek theme music is playing in the background.)
KIRK: (Off camera.) Kirk’s log, star date 123456789… Much of the crew of the Enterprise, including myself have retired to the
Federation Retirement Home located on the planet
Liverspot, in the double star system of
Bush and Cheney. There, my old friends Spock, Bones, Sulu, Scotty, and I enjoy the ancient game of golf mixed with some lively conversation.
(Cut to the golf course. Scotty is busy examining the innards of a 23rd century antimatter golf cart. Kirk and the rest look on.)
SCOTTY: I dunno, Capt’n, I think it’s gonna take a miracle to get this thing going again!
KIRK: (Sighs.) Oh, alright Scotty. Just do the best you can—it’s not like we’re under attack by the Klingons. So take your time.
BONES: (Chuckling.) Some things never change, do they Jim. We get older, but the rest of the universe stays the same.
SPOCK: So it would appear, Doctor.
KIRK: Spock, Chekov was telling me the other day that you came up with some sort of proof that a Supreme Being exists?
SPOCK: That is correct.
BONES: Oh! I’ve got to hear this!
KIRK: Well…go on then…tell us. We’re all ears.
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