Ask a Human

[benjohnson]

But…but…I just came from Lutheranism :bighanky:

Don’t talk about it! We can’t let the Catholics know we’re infiltrating from the inside just yet.

 

[Marie1234]

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

No one knows for sure…but I’d like to think it was “oh wow, now that’s my kinda woman!”

 

[JonNC]

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

“Yes, Dear.”

Jon

 

[april32010]

Don’t talk about it! We can’t let the Catholics know we’re infiltrating from the inside just yet.

kpeople: HEADS UP, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE HERE !! npatrol:

 

[JM3]

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

“Don’t touch that tree.”

 

[JM3]

 

[jakasaki]

Why is the Frisky Oyster Restaurant in NY named as such, yet it does NOT serve any oysters…???

 

[Joe_5859]

“Yes, Dear.”

Jon

Good answer.

 

[Marie1234]

“Don’t touch that tree.”

Bahahah

 

[Marie1234]

“Yes, Dear.”

Jon

ouch :bighanky:

 

[JustaServant]

How can we be sure you really ARE a human? :hey_bud:

I could’ve titled it Ask an Alien. But then I would attacked for having five eyes and tentacles.

 

[JustaServant]

What religion should I choose?

Humanism?

 

[JustaServant]

What’s the meaning of life?

A Monty Python movie.

 

[JustaServant]

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

What’s for supper?

 

[jakasaki]

A Monty Python movie.

Nope - wrong - Not Monty Pyton

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Meaning of life is “42”

 

[Marie1234]

Meaning of life is “42”

I don’t get it…lol

 

[JustaServant]

Nope - wrong - Not Monty Pyton

Douglas Adams - Life the universe and everything

Meaning of life is “42”

You’re gonna have to explain that now to us unevolved humans.

 

[Beryllos]

I don’t get it…lol

You’re gonna have to explain that now to us unevolved humans.

Seriously? Okay, but I hope I’m correct to take these remarks at face value.

For ease and accuracy, I’ll just copy a passage from the Wikipedia article on The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

A race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings built a computer named Deep Thought to calculate the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. When the answer was revealed to be 42, Deep Thought explained that the answer was incomprehensible because the beings didn’t know what they were asking. It went on to predict that another computer, more powerful than itself would be made and designed by it to calculate the question for the answer… The computer, often mistaken for a planet (because of its size and use of biological components), was the Earth…

 

[ronyodish]

Since I am human, feel free to ask any question relating to humaness.

Yes, this question has been bothering me for a while…

What is the calculated theorem on the origins of the human insecticide outside the realm of the observed notions of a just and orderly society?

Thanks, and God bless!

Rony

 

[Isaiah45_9]

What is one concept, idea, or truth upon which all humans agree?

The concept of breathing