Attn closet minivan owners

[28562]

This 2:36 made me feel much better about losing the last shred of my youth and buying a minivan.

youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4

 

[jimmy]

This 2:36 made me feel much better about losing the last shred of my youth and buying a minivan.

youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4

Jesus doesn’t like minivans. He likes fast cars. Didn’t you read what he said about entering the kingdom of heaven? You must be as a child.

 

[styrgwillidar]

This 2:36 made me feel much better about losing the last shred of my youth and buying a minivan.

youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4

I’ve had mini-vans and SUVs. You know what the difference is? SUVs are mini-vans for folks who can’t handle the truth. (Well my SUV seats 9 people instead of the 7 a mini-van holds, but other than that they do the same things).

But my preference for transportation is a motorcycle, sport or super-sport. I’m only in my 50’s and too young to ride Harleys.

 

[triumphguy]

Jesus doesn’t like minivans. He likes fast cars. Didn’t you read what he said about entering the kingdom of heaven? You must be as a child.

I believe that Triumphs are the vehicle of choice for Prophets, Kings and Deity!

Just see how often Triumph is mentioned in the Bible!

 

[SamH]

But my preference for transportation is a motorcycle, sport or super-sport. I’m only in my 50’s and too young to ride Harleys.

Grandpa bikes…

 

[SamH]

I’ve had mini-vans and SUVs. You know what the difference is? SUVs are mini-vans for folks who can’t handle the truth. (Well my SUV seats 9 people instead of the 7 a mini-van holds, but other than that they do the same things).

Agreed. And for men that have to buy their manhood at the car dealership…

 

[90Domer]

Jesus doesn’t like minivans. He likes fast cars. Didn’t you read what he said about entering the kingdom of heaven? You must be as a child.

Can I infer by this that Jesus also likes Tracy Chapman?

 

[jimmy]

Can I infer by this that Jesus also likes Tracy Chapman?

Yes, that occurred to me as well. They both like fast cars.

 

[manualman]

Minivans are the ACTUAL physical manifestation of male virility. Virility literally requires lots of seating positions!

Flashy sports cars are for men who need to compensate for a lacking. The mere two seats invovled amply demonstrate this.

 

[SamH]

Minivans are the ACTUAL physical manifestation of male virility. Virility literally requires lots of seating positions!

Dodge/Fiat even made a commercial based on this concept a year or two ago. Along the lines of “What could be more manly than filling your 7 passenger minivan with your offspring”.