automated message The Rapture took place in the last 24 hours, if you are still here read your bible.

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automated message The Rapture took place in the last 24 hours, if you are still here read your bible.
 
Oh no, I’ve been left behind:eek:

Wait, the evil ones have been raptured?

I am so confused.

Is this an April fool joke:D
 
Oh darn. Let me go get my Bible right now and call up some Protestant friends to see if I really did get left behind. How long until I should start referring to Pope Benedict as Antichrist? 😃

Oddly enough, this is the first April Fool’s joke all day for me.
 
brycelaliberte said:
Oh darn. Let me go get my Bible right now and call up some Protestant friends to see if I really did get left behind. How long until I should start referring to Pope Benedict as Antichrist? 😃

Oddly enough, this is the first April Fool’s joke all day for me.
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Are you still here?😃
 
I’m writing this from the great Apple in the sky right now… You were INDEED LEFT BEHIND… I’m confused though? Why does this say VISTA???

Drrr, sorry, geek humor, must stop.
 
OH my goodness… where is Tim LaHaye when I need him the most???
 
I drove by a couple of churches in town and their parking lots were full. What’s up with that?
 
the amazing thing is how many of us are willing to post and let everyone know we have been left behind, duh gotcha
 
Tim_Kirchoff said:
He must have been the only true christian, cuz it seems like everyone else is still around;)
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That’s how these things work.

Didn’t you know, if you’re part of a majority, you are taking the easy way out and thereby, wrong.

Therefore, one person being right is more likely than 10 people being right.

Surely you understand now? Click yes to approve or continue to disapprove.
 
KJK80 said:
That’s how these things work.

Didn’t you know, if you’re part of a majority, you are taking the easy way out and thereby, wrong.

Therefore, one person being right is more likely than 10 people being right.

Surely you understand now? Click yes to approve or continue to disapprove.
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But America is a democracy, so if we vote that the Rapture didn’t happen, it didn’t happen. That’s how majority rule works;)
 
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