automated message The Rapture took place in the last 24 hours, if you are still here read your bible.

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KJK80 said:
Now we can finally take over the universe with our mind control tactics!!
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Since we have some tiem lewft before they come back, why don’t we vote that everyone become Catholic?
 
Funny…I looked in my Bible, and I can’t find the Rapture in there anywhere. 🤷

Now, yesterday the *Raptors *happened and the Bobcats were left behind…is that what you were talking about?:confused:
 
I wonder if Jack Chick knows about this

**Jack Chick used to believe in a pre-trib rapture, but discovered the word “rapture” was nowhere in the Bible, and decided the doctrine was cooked up by a Jesuit in the bowels of the Vatican, whose name he gives, to dilute the spiritual force of Protestantism.

I’m not making this up.**
 
bpbasilphx said:
I wonder if Jack Chick knows about this

**Jack Chick used to believe in a pre-trib rapture, but discovered the word “rapture” was nowhere in the Bible, and decided the doctrine was cooked up by a Jesuit in the bowels of the Vatican, whose name he gives, to dilute the spiritual force of Protestantism.

I’m not making this up.**
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I KNEW the Jesuits were no good;)
 
bpbasilphx said:
I wonder if Jack Chick knows about this

**Jack Chick used to believe in a pre-trib rapture, but discovered the word “rapture” was nowhere in the Bible, and decided the doctrine was cooked up by a Jesuit in the bowels of the Vatican, whose name he gives, to dilute the spiritual force of Protestantism.

I’m not making this up.**
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Why does that not surprise me:rolleyes:
 
Ghoti said:
Funny…I looked in my Bible, and I can’t find the Rapture in there anywhere. 🤷

Now, yesterday the *Raptors *happened and the Bobcats were left behind…is that what you were talking about?:confused:
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:rotfl: :rotfl:
Here I am laughing and the Suns lost tonight.

Honestly this is the best April Fools I’ve heard all day. It is an April Fools right, I haven’t really been left behind, have I? [insert dramatic music here]:rolleyes:
 
kimaz said:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Here I am laughing and the Suns lost tonight.

Honestly this is the best April Fools I’ve heard all day. It is an April Fools right, I haven’t really been left behind, have I? [insert dramatic music here]:rolleyes:
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I’m not so sure. The OP has not returned to the thread.

Daniel? Daniel? Where are you?
 
Yes we have internet in Heaven.

Ironically saying the Sinner’s prayer has kept me on the rolls so where I am in Paradise…

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…Protestant Heaven is boring. Think never ending Bible study where all everyone talks about IS the Bible for all eternity…
 
cyberwolf001 said:
Yes we have internet in Heaven.

Ironically saying the Sinner’s prayer has kept me on the rolls so where I am in Paradise…

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…Protestant Heaven is boring. Think never ending Bible study where all everyone talks about IS the Bible for all eternity…
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What makes you think this? What shaped this opinion of “protestant heaven”?
 
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What makes you think this? What shaped this opinion of “protestant heaven”?

Every protestant I ever talked to when I asked about it.
 
hey I said the sinners prayer too, what section of Heaven are you in? Here they are clapping to rock music, I think I’d rather be where you are.
 
I’m in the Old Time Full Gospel Study of the Holy Spirits Word Park. Just next door to Left Behind (As in the Book seres) Village across the golden paved street from Way of the Master Place.
 
bpbasilphx said:
I wonder if Jack Chick knows about this

Jack Chick used to believe in a pre-trib rapture, but discovered the word “rapture” was nowhere in the Bible, and decided the doctrine was cooked up by a Jesuit in the bowels of the Vatican, whose name he gives, to dilute the spiritual force of Protestantism.

I’m not making this up.
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Why does my stomach feel gaseous suddenly? Is there a school for stupid people that believe this stuff?
 
brycelaliberte said:
Oh darn. Let me go get my Bible right now and call up some Protestant friends to see if I really did get left behind. How long until I should start referring to Pope Benedict as Antichrist? 😃

Oddly enough, this is the first April Fool’s joke all day for me.
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But wasn’t Pope Benedict raptured? :confused: [the pope was raptured in *Left Behind]

I admit it.
I read the series.
I don’t agree with LaHaye’s theology.
I read it for entertainment purposes. Just like I would read a Stephen King novel.
 
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