Awesome one liners from little kids (include their age)

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Let’s share a list of awesome one liners from our kids, grandkids, sibling’s kids, etc

Just the other day, my two year old (though he just turned 3 today) said:

“Girls drink chocolate, boys drink milk!” as he takes a swig of milk. 🙂
 
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I am not sure this counts as a “one liner,” but here goes…
Ps. The student is 6 years old, and loves holiday songs.
ME: singing holiday song*
STUDENT: no thank you!
ME: singing a different holiday song*
STUDENT: runs away screaming, "
Aaaaaaggghhh!!"*
 
My little sister, once asked what she wanted to be when she grew up, responded, “A Grandma. After that, a Mommy.”

Being a Grandma is apparently much more fun.
 
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A little boy, after being sprinkled with Holy Water during the SPrinkling Rite at our parish, ran to another aisle and when Father came around the corner, he jumped out in front of him and yelled:
“HIT ME AGAIN!”
🤩🤣
 
When my older siblings were little (so I was told) the twins, learning the song Silent Night, inadvertently altered the line:
“Sleep in heavenly peace” to
“We don’t have to pee”
 
I had a little kid tell me that if I put water in the freezer it would isolate.

(I’ll let you think about that for a minute)
 
My son (5 then) asked how we get to Heaven, he said in an aeroplane, I said no it won’t go high enough, he responded in a space rocket, I said no not that either, lastly he said do Angels carry us up there? I said yes.

(I always imagine Mary being carried up to Jesus when I pray the fourth Glorious mystery of the Rosary).
 
The other day my daughter (6) was talking to her twin brother about Angels and said Daddy’s angel doesn’t sleep in his room at night because he can’t get comfy with daddy so he has to sleep in the next room.
 
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