Ban the Person Above You XXX, Price for the King, continued

[mVitus]

@discobot

Banned for not posting above me.

 

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for inviting a bot to the thread.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not joining this thread sooner.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for starting the thread.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for banning the commencement of banning.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for forgetting that it is tradition to ban the person who starts a new ban thread, FOR the starting of said thread.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not having a written record of that.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for letting this thread fall to the bottom of the page.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because it takes two to tango.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for killing the thread.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not recruiting more people.

 

[Gertabelle]

Banned for not sending out engraved invitations to the new thread.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for taking so long to find the thread.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not starting the engravings now.

 

[Gertabelle]

@mVitus
@MrZoom

Universal BAN – to replace universal health care. You’re welcome.

 

[mVitus]

Megabanned for bringing politics into this thread.

 

[Gertabelle]

Megabanned for bringing politics into this thread.

A pox upon me for a clumsy lout! Whoops.

Banned for not bringing anyone else with you to our fine thread.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because I am in the hospital.

 

[Gertabelle]

Banned because I am in the hospital.

Oh dear! Sorry to hear you’re causing trouble in the local hospital again.

Banned so you can focus on healing… again, poor dear.

Praying for you.