Ban the Person Above You XXX, Price for the King, continued

[MrZoom]

Banned for throwing a pity party! (I am feeling much better.)

 

[Gertabelle]

Banned because it was a rotten party – no music, no dancing, no Totino’s pizza rolls…

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned for…ooh, pizza rolls.

Oh, sorry, uh…banned for…hmm…banned…for…not being bannable. Banneble? Banannable? Hannibal?

 

[Gertabelle]

Um, thanks?

Banned excessive use of the letters B and N. What is this – Sesame Street?

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I’m busy.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for not making time for banning. Also banned for having a cake by your name.

 

[Gertabelle]

Banned for not bringing a present for mVitus’ birthday party.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I keep remembering and then forgetting.

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned because I didn’t get an invitation to your birthday party. I expect an invitation in French written in gold ink referring to me as Monsieur Entwhistler. Don’t forget to douse the letter in perfume and to get someone to personally deliver it.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for being so demanding.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for killing the thread.

Self-ban because apparently this thread will lock in 18 hours despite my last ditch attempt to save it.

 

[Pug]

Banned for not trying to save the thread sooner.

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned so that I can get my ban in before the 18 hours expires.

 

[dshix]

Self-ban for not observing the fact that we have a ban thread again until it’s nearly at its demise…

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for being late to the party.

 

[Pug]

Banned for calling it a party, and thus allowing it to be pooped.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because this thread has officially gone into the toilet.

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned because we are out of toilet paper.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for not making a run to Walgreens to get more.

 

[Pug]

Banned for stealing all the Charmin.