Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because you can use Scotch tape on the glass doors.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because now that’s just silly. If I try hammering scotch tape into a glass door, the hammer is just gonna break the glass.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because your logical abilities are just too much for me.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for expecting logic in this thread.

 

[mVitus]

@ShowersofRoses

@MrZoom Banned for being logical about illogic.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

A ban party without me? All of you who participated are BANNED!!!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because it’s our party and we’ll ban if we want to.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

@mVitus I see your and I raise you one, sir

@ DGB you are Banned for being absent from the Ban Room! Such tardiness will not be tolerated here!

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned for typing your ban quicker than mine!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for typing your ban quicker than mine!

Banned for trying to outrun the ZOOM

Also, I believe you meant “truancy” rather than “tardiness” in your reply to DGB.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for having a rocket powered wheelchair.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because I meant this:

A dillar, a dollar,

A ten-o’clock scholar,

What makes you come so soon?

You used to come at ten-o’clock,

And now you come at noon. a

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And I agree with mVitus, so no ban for him, this time. evil laugh

 

[MrZoom]

And I agree with mVitus, so no ban for him, this time. evil laugh

Banned for giving mVitus a free pass.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I’m a college student. paid passes are out of the question.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

You did not present your college ID to verify that you are a college student. No ID, no free pass. You are BANNED!!!

 

[mVitus]

Banned for doubting me, but if you need it, here’s my ID. (Personal details have been blacked out.)

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because you appear to be hiding something, just not sure what…

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I am definitely not that guy from the wanted poster.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because now we know for SURE you’re the guy on the wanted poster!

Saddle up, boys! We’re gonna get us a bounty reward!! Yee haw!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for reminding me of this

(this album turned 26 years old this year … WHAT?!?)