Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[Convert3]

Banned for not sending invitations out for MrZoom’s birthday :tadaarty!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because you were supposed to hure the entertainment.

 

[Convert3]

Banned because hure is not a word!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because you obviously plotted with the Illuminati’s reptilian agents to have The Deep State use the NSA to hack my phone’s autocorrect to misspell “hire.” I’m on to you!

 

[Convert3]

Banned for incorrect conspiracy theories, confusing amphibians with reptiles!

 

[mVitus]

Banned for trying to hide the truth, (Donald/Hillary)*!
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*Listed in alphabetical order. Choose between the two according to your own preferences.

 

[Start]

Banned for using to many punctuation marks.

 

[mVitus]

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[Start]

Banned for making patterns.

 

[mVitus]

bAnneD for tiNkInG I aM pREDicTAblE.

 

[mVitus]

Y’all banned for not takin’ this thread seriously.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for not saying “No posts for 21 hours”.

Stating the time elapsed since the last post is an essential component of a “not taking this thread seriously” post.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for taking “not taking this thread seriously” posts too seriously. I mean, seriously.

 

[Convert3]

Banned for making three out of the last five posts!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because it looks like I’ll be continuing the trend.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for banning the cute puppy.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because

1. still keeping the trend
2. he’s not a puppy anymore, he’s a dog
3. being a puppy wouldn’t excuse one from banning anyways
4. TBD
5. TBD but I wanted a list with five things

 

[Convert3]

Banned for banning a dog!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for letting the dogs out.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not telling us who, who, who let the dogs out.