Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[mVitus]

Banned because it all comes down to midichlorians.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for mentioning midichlorians.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because if you’re going to do all that fancy jedi stuff, your diet needs at least 3,000 midicalories per day.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because how you get so big, eating food of this kind?

 

[mVitus]

Banned for insulting my mother’s cooking.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for breaking the Star Wars string.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I assumed you were referring to the blue milk.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for being a little short for a stormtrooper.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because you should have let the Wookie win.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because in the immortal words of Chewbacca, “Grrrrrrr!”

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because it’s possible this asteroid is not stable.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because Cassian said I had to.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Wait. Oh My! What have you done?! Banned because I’m backwards, you filthy furball!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because this was your father’s lightsaber. He murder 30 kids with it.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because it was a boring conversation anyway.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because this was your father’s lightsaber. He wanted you to have it. Or at least I assumed while he screamed about hating me while burning in a volcano.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because many Bothans died to bring us this information.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because this was your father’s lightsaber… and now you’re pointing it at your face.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because no one tells me anything!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because you have failed me for the last time, admiral.