Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[RandomAlias]

Banned for exploiting poor little animals for our amusement.

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned for being against fun.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for having too much fun.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because we ain’t never had too much fun!

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because there’s no such thing as too much fun especially when you’re Catholic.

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned because Catholicism is the party religion!!! Seriously, how many feast days do we have?

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for mentioning feast days. Now I’m hungry. Mmm…

 

[Pug]

Banned because feast days require pie!

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because you didn’t give me a pumpkin pie.

 

[Entwhistler]

Wait, are we talking about pie again? It must be because it’s Fall. Banned because it’s not Thanksgiving yet.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because we should give thanks every day.

 

[Pug]

Banned because that ambitious squirrel who thinks he can eat the whole smashed pumpkin in front of my house is soooo cute!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because:

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because squirrels are hoarders (nuts).

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned because that’s just nuts.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don’t.

 

[Pug]

Banned because there are mounds and mounds of crazy people here.

 

[RandomAlias]

Banned for making me hungry (singing about Mounds and Almond Joy).

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned for promoting PB&J.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because I’m in the mood for cheese.