Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[pianistclare]

Banned for utilizing heaven knows WHAT to post here. YIKES!

 

[RandomAlias]

Banned for utilizing heaven knows WHAT to post here. YIKES!

I’m posting with my microwave oven.

Y’all are banned for making me burn my popcorn.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for not sharing buttered popcorn.

 

[RandomAlias]

Banned because they took away the popcorn emoji.

 

[pianistclare]

BAnned for untruths.

 

[MrZoom]

@pianistclare banned for beating me to the punch.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for hinting around that there is punch. I’d like mine spiked, thanks,

 

[RandomAlias]

Banned for not sharing the punch. All this popcorn makes me thirsty.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because I have hard apple cider.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for stealing a line from Seinfeld: THESE PRETZELS MAKE ME THIRSTY

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because…I BEG YOUR PARDON??? WHAT???

 

[RandomAlias]

There is no pardon here, only banning.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for suggesting we go with capital punishment.
Hard cider notwithstanding.

 

[Entwhistler]

I suggest we use tickling as the normal form of punishment here.
Banned for not thinking of that.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for tickling without thinking.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned as this is a banning thread, not a tickling thread.

 

[Pug]

Banned because with all these banns, someone ought to be getting married.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for suggesting we tickle each other into nupitals.
And yes, I spelled that oddly on purpose.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for purposely spelling oddly.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for failing to see the humor in my nupitals.