Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

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Banned becuase frankly, I had my sea salt blessed at our parish mission
 
Banned fro advocating the use of Conammon No tellin what THAT is!!!
 
You don’t know what Conammon is? Well let me tell you. Conammon is a rare and powerful spice from the East Indies that makes ghost peppers seem mild and sugarcane seem bitter. If you’ve ever wondered what the war of the Conammon Succession in 1551 was about, it was all for just one seed for a Conammon bushtreeflower. So prized are Conammon bushtreeflowers that famous painter Artistius Madiupus was quoted as saying “If I had but seen one glimpse of conammon I would have never lifted my brush for no sight is more perfect than that fair bushtreeflower.” Conammon is also has the highest IQ of any plant, one bushtreeflower is reported as being but weeks away from solving cold fusion, the greatest strength of any plant, the record bench is 23 tons, and extremely likeable personalities, even Grumpy couldn’t keep a smile from his face. So that, pianistclare, is what Conammon is and not a typo of “Conammon” as some fools would have you think. Banned for not knowing all this.
 
Banned because the phrase “anti-naps” you coined sounds awfully close to ANTIFA. Coincidence? I think not!
 
Banned because I don’t know what ANTIFA is. But if you say that in front of my mother, she’ll wash your mouth out with soap.
 
Banned because washing mouths out with soap makes you go blind like potential-future-Ralphie in The Christamas Story.
 
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