Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[MrZoom]

Banned for having a strange definition of the word “reward”.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because in the book I’m reading right now, reward means (warning for graphic imagery)
Summary
getting killed and cannabalized by an army of zealots.

Spoiler

Plus a woman might try having a child with you as you’re dying.

So I’m just using it as recent context has shown. (Side note: It’s a great book and that ‘reward’ really accentuates how morally corrupt the enemy is.)

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because … “no, it is I who will eat YOU!”

 

[mVitus]

Banned because that joke usually ends with a kid eating their boogers and I’m not sharing!

 

[Tulitas]

Banned for boogering up the thread.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not getting the thread a Kleenex.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not getting the thread a Kleenex.

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Banned because you took the whole box.

 

[Tulitas]

Banned because I prefer Puffs.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because I do too. But I takes what they gots.

 

[mVitus]

bAnned for bad grammur.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because my grammur is a saint.:hugs:

 

[mVitus]

Banned for using an emoji.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for pointing.

 

[mVitus]

oint_left:Banned.oint_left:I can oint_leftoint if I want to to oint_leftoint.

 

[Tulitas]

Banned for excessive pointing/

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for making me think of the Pointer Sisters.

 

[mVitus]

string* p = new string[3];

if(p != NULL)
{
p[0] = “Banned for”;
p[1] = " for making me think of";
p[2] = " pointers in C++.;

cout << p[0] << p[1] << p[3];
}
else
{
cout << “I was going to ban you,”
<< " but there was no space"
<< " in the memory.";
}

 

[Greenfields]

Banned for being complicated .

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because I just went to confession.

 

[Greenfields]

Banned because maybe you shouldn’t be banning after confession