Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

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Banned because Nom Nom Nom

I’m eating junk food.

Nom Nom Nom BURP

Ahhh…
 
Banned because I had a dream that a mod locked the thread. Glad to see it’s still open.
 
Time is too complicated. 24 hours in a day, but only 12 hours are called day and the other 12 night. Some people count the hours from 0 through 23, while other people count 1 through 12 twice a day. And no, it’s not 1 through 12 AM followed by 1 through 12 PM. That would be too easy; it has to be 12 AM followed by 1 through 11 AM, then 12 PM followed by 1 through 11 PM. Then there are time zones. When you talk on the phone with people in another time zone, you have to negotiate what time it is. When you travel, you have to reset your watch, and you’ve got jet lag. Then there is Daylight Saving Time. And some people insist on adding an “s” and calling it Daylight Savings Time. For that, my friend, you are banned.
 
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Banned because we’re on Regular Time now and I didn’t get my extra hour of sleep.
 
Banned because my clock went out and I don’t have the correct time.😭
 
Banned for questioning what is beyond the beyond.

Further beyond is, of course.😃
 
Come on peeps. We need more banning. Must we bring out Oprah again?

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