Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[pianistclare]

Banned for having cold hands!

 

[Avrowolf]

Banned for being too warm

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for such a realistic avatar!

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because it’s 34F but feels like 27F.

 

[Greenfields]

Banned for not joining me in a cold drink after a hot day.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because it’s 13F here and feels like 1F - very c-c-c-c-cold. So you can have the cold drink. I need a hot one in triplicate.

 

[Greenfields]

Banned for not offering me an Irish coffee tonight

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not making me hot cocoa.

 

[Greenfields]

Banning myself because I can’t ‘like’ a post (there ,there,)

 

[lilypadrees]

Sweet Pea bans any pets you have because he’s inside out of the cold.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for Sweet pea not making me a batch of peas and pancetta for ta nice winter lunch!

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because Sweet Pea’s specialty is baking biscuits.

 

[pianistclare]

Well, slap yo mama and butter yo bscuit! You’re banned!

 

[lilypadrees]

Miss Gracie is the mama and the fluffiest powder puff you’ve ever seen. She bans you because she and Sweet Pea are linked furry arm in furry arm.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because y kittens can whup your kitteh’s

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because my feral kittehs are lovers not fighters.

(I really hope they want to stay inside and become permanent members of the family. The change in them since I took over feeding them and showering them with love has been amazing.)

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for killing the thread.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because Ray Thomas (The Moody Blues) has passed away.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for sad news.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for sad news.

I’ll take that ban.

Banned because the paper hasn’t come.