Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

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Banned for assuming that UPS will be delivering my package. The Postal Service is taking care of this one.
 
Banned because the Postal Service is too slow when it snows. Hope both our orders arrive quickly.
 
I don’t have the heart to ban you for being thrifty dear one.
So… let’s ban someone else!!!

but who…🤔
 
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Banned because the Postal Service is too slow when it snows. Hope both our orders arrive quickly.
Banned because I have Amazon Prime and my package is supposed to arrive tomorrow.
Banned because I also have Amazon Prime. But if you’re in an area where the snow has made all travel virtually impossible, don’t count on it arriving as quickly as usual.
 
Banned because neither rain, nor, sleet, nor snow, is a valid excuse for not having Amazon Prime.
 
Banned because rain, sleet, and snow are good excuses for staying in and binge-watching Star Trek on Amazon Prime. 🖖
 
Banned for daring to utter the T word in context of Amazon Prime!!! 😮
 
Banned. So says the tiny Conquistadora.

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I believe the conquistador actually said “prohibido.” Banned for not styling the ban to the conquistador’s language.
 
Banned for using a piano as your avatar. Everyone knows pianos lead to all sorts of corruption.
 
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