Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[Socrates92]

Banned for the fact that you guys are still dragging this out

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because I’m not a “guy”

 

[mVitus]

Banned for lying. Everyone knows everyone on the internet is male. ( )

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because the male has already delivered the mail.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not checking for femail

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not checking for femail

Banned for not knowing that she’s on vacay this week.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for advancing genderless discourse.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not bringing me Krispy Kremes. I’m telling our postal workers on you.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because then the cops will learn there are donuts and all heck will break loose!

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because Hank Aaron owns our Krispy Kreme. You’re anti-baseball!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I can’t be anti-baseball if I dislike all sports equally.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for reading my mind.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for thoughtcrimes I detected.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for precociousness.

 

[pianistclare]

NO bans today???
Bah. Humbug.

 

[lilypadrees]

NO bans today???
Bah. Humbug.

Banned for bah-ing like a sheep and demanding that bugs hum.

 

[pianistclare]

Bugs do hum, :cricket:and sheep baaaaaaaa

Banned for misepresenting the animal kingdom.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because the animals and bugs are not amused.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because you’re not Dr Dolittle.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because I don’t need to be Dr Dolittle to talk to the animals. Just ask my dog, kitties and rooster.