Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[pianistclare]

Banned for speaking roosterspeak.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned, I say, banned by Foghorn Leghorn. Pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya!

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[lilypadrees]

Banned because I keep pitchin’ ‘em and you keep missin’ ‘em

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for a wicked curveball.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because something wicked this way comes.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for double, double, toil and trouble.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because when I asked “When shall we three meet again‽” you said Thursday and I can’t make it.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because I have choir practice on Thursday evening.

 

[mVitus]

Then why did you suggest Thursday in the first place? Banned for nonsense.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not rescheduling it for Friday.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because I have a standing date with a war veteran on Friday nights. Joe and I enjoy his company.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because choir practice was cancelled tonight.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because you missed it. Choir practice was LAST NIGHT>

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because cancellations are NOT allowed.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because I didn’t cancel.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not having choir practice for an hour each evening.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because I know none of you would show up.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not letting me join the choir. My voice is memorable, alibi when you wake at midnight screaming, but memorable.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because you keep.singing.that.note.

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[MrZoom]

Banned because that is inconceivable!