Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[MrZoom]

Banned for the same old song and dance.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for playing us like a fiddle.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because if you’re gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

 

[mVitus]

Banned ‘cuz I’ve got me a fine wife
I’ve got me an ol’ fiddle
When the sun’s coming up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain’t nothing but a funny funny riddle
Thank God I’ma country boy.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because in 1984, fans attending Detroit Tigers games got the team to stop using that song during the 6th inning break when the grounds crew groomed the infield… because John Denver was an Orioles fan.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for bringing sports into this.

 

[MrZoom]

No posts for three days. Everyone banned for not taking this thread seriously.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I concur.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not liking quinoa.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because quinoa is an unholy abomination.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because quinoa is wonderful after it’s been rinsed properly.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for attempting to baptize quinoa. Washing can’t be healthy.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because it needed a bath so as not to be in a bad temperment.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for anthropomorphising quinoa.

 

[Kennedy]

Banned for being old.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because a snowboarder born in 2000 or early 2001 won gold at the Winter Olympics, making me feel old.

 

[Kennedy]

Ahhhh I think it’s AWWSOME!

 

[Kennedy]

Banned because I had to look up pedantic…

 

[Kennedy]

Banned from wasting my time reading these responses…later peeps…although you were quite entertaining…adios…:crazy_face:

 

[mVitus]

Banned for having a split personality.