Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[Tulitas]

Well come and sing in my choir then! If you don’t…you’re banned! I need a tenor asap.

 

[ConstantLearner]

I’m a lyric soprano, not a tenor, so I guess I’m banned.

I’ve over-posted here, I’d better disappear for a while, so someone else can ban you.

 

[Tulitas]

A SOPRANO??? COME ON DOWN BABY!!!

I’m unbanning you for the purpose of great liturgy!

 

[ConstantLearner]

Yes, a lyric soprano - to G6 - who sang coloratura in opera in Europe. I can easily get higher in the flute register, but that isn’t part of my normal range.

I might have been down there. I travel all the time. I do sing with choirs.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for being a Soprano. We don’t need your stinking mafia.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for bad-mouthing sopranos - the clearest voices in the world!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because now I shall sing and break a glass cup- not because I can reach the right pitch, but because it just can’t handle (the beauty of) my voice.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for arrogance!

 

[mVitus]

Named because it’s not arrogance if I really am that awesome.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for naming instead of banning.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because of *5 minute cuss tirade* autocorrect.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned so you can go wash out your mouth with soap.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because, mmmm, fruity.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for guzzling soap!

 

[mVitus]

Banned for making it so delicious.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for not giving up delicious things during Lent.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not eating only plain white rice.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for not eating brown rice; it’s more nutritious.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for wanting nutrition during lent. Back in my day we ate cardboard, and not even the flavored color stuff, brown from broken down boxes. You young whippersnappers wanting real food.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for encouraging PICA! (I only wanted a little brown rice! )