Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[MrZoom]

Hoz’s dis?

Banned for not banning.

 

[Tulitas]

Banned. Note bene.

 

[Tulitas]

Hey! Where’s my pie?
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[mVitus]

Banned for not telling us what your avatar is.

 

[pianistclare]

Alright, everybody look sharp !
I just got home from church!

 

[pianistclare]

Let’s get this party started!
Let’s ban everyone in Family Life! LOL

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for a mass ban.

 

[pianistclare]

Ok, I’ll amend that.

Let’s ban everyone who can’t block quote properly!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for being the block quote police.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because I do look good in skin-tight pants with thigh high boots.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for not posting the proof (a photo!)

 

[pianistclare]

I don’t want to shut down the internet.

Banned for suggesting I should reveal my identity online!!!

 

[mVitus]

Ok, I’ll amend that.

Let’s ban everyone who can’t block quote properly!

Banned for doubting us.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for criticizing a fellow musician!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I played trumpet. It’s what we do. As the old joke goes: How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them. One to screw it in and the rest to tell 'em how they could’ve done it better.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for getting the joke wrong! It takes three. One to hold the lightbulb and two to rotate him!

Banned!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because blondes chanhe a lightbulb by using a new diaper.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned because I am a dark brunette!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because the blonde, after being told the electronics store didn’t serve blondes despite her wearing wig after wig, was frustrated as to why she couldn’t buy the TV, only to be told it was a microwave.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because THIS blonde is not amused by your blonde jokes.